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Women who suffer from an allergy to sex with men can mercifully be treated,

according to a revealing report on LiveScience.

The allergic reaction is apparently to proteins from the prostate gland, which

can cause "itching, burning and swelling in the genitals", or the victim might

suffer "hives or swelling ... elsewhere on the body and the woman might

experience difficulty breathing".

Nasty. Allergist and immunologist David Resnick of New York Presbyterian

Hospital told the site: "It's really a very rare condition, but it does happen.

Typically symptoms occur within 30 minutes of intercourse, but in rare cases

it may be hours or even days later."

Resnick added that around half of all women with semen allergy also demonstrate

other allergies, such as skin reactions or hay fever. The majority of sufferers

are between 20 and 30, with 41 per cent rather unfortunately copping symptoms

the first time they indulge in a bit of boy-on-girl. He elaborated: "In most cases,

symptoms gradually worsen and occur sooner with subsequent exposures."

A University of Cincinnati study of 1,073 women "who sought information on semen

allergy concerning their symptoms" discovered that 130 were indeed suffering

from the allergy. Interestingly, some women only have an adverse reaction to

one partner while others are allergic to all their paramours.

Treatment for sex allergy involves either doctors applying "diluted samples of

semen to a woman's ####### every 20 minutes, gradually increasing the concentration

over the course of several hours", or sufferers can get "allergy shots containing

small amounts of semen over the course of several weeks".

Either way, there's some good news: both techniques require the patient to make

the beast with two backs "two or three times a week", in order to "train" her immune

system.

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Either way, there's some good news: both techniques require the patient to make

the beast with two backs "two or three times a week", in order to "train" her immune

system.

it's training, babe. the doctor ordered it......... :whistle:

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That's crazy... and seems to be illogical. However, I'm not a doctor. What's next, men who are allergic to a woman's secretion. Seems like the definition of gay and lesbian to me. LOL! :D

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i dated a frisky girl..who like to attempt a snowball on me..maybe, that was her problem instead of being kinky

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Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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That's crazy... and seems to be illogical. However, I'm not a doctor. What's next, men who are allergic to a woman's secretion. Seems like the definition of gay and lesbian to me. LOL! :D

and here we go again :lol:

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That's crazy... and seems to be illogical. However, I'm not a doctor. What's next, men who are allergic to a woman's secretion. Seems like the definition of gay and lesbian to me. LOL! :D

Men who are allergic to a woman's secretion? Oh, maybe that explains the rash on my face! :hehe:

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Men who are allergic to a woman's secretion? Oh, maybe that explains the rash on my face! :hehe:

Is that why you're covering your face with sun glasses, Gary?

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They say it's women 20-30. Does that mean it goes away after 30???

Hopefully, with a bit of practice... :blush:

LOL! This just came out? I've been an allergy nurse for 10 years now and we have actually had to *test* women with their husbands semen. Grossest thing I've ever done. :blink:

Sounds like a dream job. :D

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I've been an allergy nurse for 10 years now and we have actually had to *test* women with their husbands semen.

That puts a new spin on the pee in the cut thing... Then to rub it on the women to *test* for allergies... Sounds like something R. Kelly would do. For those who don't know, I'll have to explain that later...

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