Bible Thumper Teacher Fired

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Yes.

The we agree on both counts .. outstanding

[Penny Lane 8,159]

The we agree on both counts .. outstanding

I don't support teachers pushing any kind of agenda on kids, whether I agree with their agenda or not. It's not what they're there to do. Teach the subject matter. That's it.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Did that story have something to do with roadkill?

Yum. Roadkill.

[Novembro 1,763]

Dude was not discrete

I like how his lawyer eloquently twists the truth to make it sound acceptable.

Sillyhead lawyers.

[Darnell 8,479]

Lumberton, TX ?

Oh my. Seems like the liberals got into the Texas Curricula and the Book Board (sorry, forget the real names for these two commissions) and this poor teacher decided to interpret literally on the curricula.

Sneaky Liberals. Bad on them.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Pastor's A$$

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and

it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey

that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S A$$ OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of

publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter

the donkey in another race. The next day the local paper headline

read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A$$.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get

rid of the donkey. The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a

nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted

the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to

get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS A$$ FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back

the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE..

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion

can bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your

life. So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about everyone else's a$$ and

you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!