How Funny Are You?

[dani_christine 0]

the Cutting Edge

(57% dark, 50% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)

your humor style:

CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on darkness

You scored higher than 99% on spontaneity

You scored higher than 99% on vulgarity

[I'm Gone 60]

I started to take the test and stopped half way through, because I though it was stupid. Decided to take the "The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test" instead.

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the @sshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

Edited November 12, 2006 by mdyoung

[Mags 112]

I started to take the test and stopped half way through, because I though it was stupid. Decided to take the "The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test" instead.

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the @sshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

Oh dear!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

*of course I got what I got, being a Jew...

[Fandango 1,440]

Hey so I have a question....the codes at the bottom of the page, I tried to c&p for here under the one that said 'forums' but it didn't work.

Can someone explain why?

[~*Dorothy*~ 2]

the Ham

(28% dark, 53% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)

your humor style:

CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith

INTERESTINg!!!!!

[Alex+R 0]

Nazi test

Noticeably... they forgot to ask "are you a Jew, or a Jewish Gypsy Pole with a bad leg?" That question might have eliminated me further...

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil ###### was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[mawilson 2,133]

The Resistance

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

[Alex+R 0]

Oh gloat all you want with your bolding, Mark. Actually, my relatives really were expats from Germany at the time. Oops, they got incinerated anyway.

[mawilson 2,133]

Wow. I am

the Shock Jock

(61% dark, 42% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)

your humor style:

VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (B) you have no scruples and © you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

Oh gloat all you want with your bolding, Mark. Actually, my relatives really were expats from Germany at the time. Oops, they got incinerated anyway.

Oh no, the bolding was theirs, not mine. I just copied it.

[Cristy 4]

the Ham

(28% dark, 50% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

your humor style:

CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith