The (embarrasing) Times of Your Life

[SAT 9,609]

LOVE IT.

Wacko

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

The first time I farted with my husband was the first time we got busy. It was mid act and I actually farted on him. He said that he could feel it rumble across his nether regions I was mortified but he could not stop laughing. He said he knew that day that he was going to marry me...sick man

Oh my gosh...I was laying on my husband and let a discrete one go like a minute before he proposed. I think he was so nervous he didn't notice. Romantic, right?

My husband thinks this is hysterically funny, but I didn't realize before I lost my virginity that you had to hide the pickle. Downfalls of a Catholic education...I thought it was more like rub the pickle.

Edited March 1, 2013 by Nola123

[Novembro 1,763]

Oh my gosh...I was laying on my husband and let a discrete one go like a minute before he proposed. I think he was so nervous he didn't notice. Romantic, right?

My husband thinks this is hysterically funny, but I didn't realize before I lost my virginity that you had to hide the pickle. Downfalls of a Catholic education...I thought it was more like rub the pickle.

The pickle

Unfortunately I can see that terminology being used in sex-ed classes around the nation.

[SAT 9,609]

Thank you Nola lol.........that was quite embarrassing........

[Caryh 5,206]

My husband thinks this is hysterically funny, but I didn't realize before I lost my virginity that you had to hide the pickle. Downfalls of a Catholic education...I thought it was more like rub the pickle.

I think a lot of people find that funny. Hard to believe you reached an age old enough in today's world and didn't have a better understanding. But at least you knew it took some rubbing.

Edited March 1, 2013 by Caryh

[SAT 9,609]

I think a lot of people find that funny. Hard to believe you reached an age old enough in today's world and didn't have a better understanding. But at least you knew it took some rubbing.

She didn't say how old she was. And I'm not gonna ask.........

Go look at the roast pig on the food thread

[Caryh 5,206]

She didn't say how old she was. And I'm not gonna ask.........

Go look at the roast pig on the food thread

Pickles making you think of roast pig? You are a sick one, aren't you

[SAT 9,609]

Pickles making you think of roast pig? You are a sick one, aren't you

yes , I'm ashamed..........wait....

Pig & Pickles =

Sándwich Cubano !!

[SAT 9,609]

Is it normal to look in the bowl when you go # 2?

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Is it normal to look in the bowl when you go # 2?

I believe that German toilets are actually designed for the inspection of #2.

In boarding school on backpacking trips we had to come back with reports about it. The color and consistency can tell you a lot about your internal health. Same with urine, I suppose.

[MeredythB 38]

Okay, so embarrassing stuff...here goes:

Out in a pub with Hubs (when he was still just Fella) and some mates. Hubs and I are having our own little conversation at the table, whilst the footie was on halftime, discussing language/slang differences. I have just told him that the state dance where I come from is called the Shag. He doesn't believe me, whereupon I say (too loudly, since the music has just cut off due to the telly coming back on) "Oh, sure. I was in the Shag Club in high school. I can give you lessons, if you want", right in front of a half-dozen of his friends, several of whom I'd met for the first time THAT DAY. Way to make an impression.

[Novembro 1,763]

Okay, so embarrassing stuff...here goes:

Out in a pub with Hubs (when he was still just Fella) and some mates. Hubs and I are having our own little conversation at the table, whilst the footie was on halftime, discussing language/slang differences. I have just told him that the state dance where I come from is called the Shag. He doesn't believe me, whereupon I say (too loudly, since the music has just cut off due to the telly coming back on) "Oh, sure. I was in the Shag Club in high school. I can give you lessons, if you want", right in front of a half-dozen of his friends, several of whom I'd met for the first time THAT DAY. Way to make an impression.

[Caryh 5,206]

Okay, so embarrassing stuff...here goes:

Out in a pub with Hubs (when he was still just Fella) and some mates. Hubs and I are having our own little conversation at the table, whilst the footie was on halftime, discussing language/slang differences. I have just told him that the state dance where I come from is called the Shag. He doesn't believe me, whereupon I say (too loudly, since the music has just cut off due to the telly coming back on) "Oh, sure. I was in the Shag Club in high school. I can give you lessons, if you want", right in front of a half-dozen of his friends, several of whom I'd met for the first time THAT DAY. Way to make an impression.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: But if you think about it, that might be why he became Hubs

[MeredythB 38]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: But if you think about it, that might be why he became Hubs

I WILL say that two of his buddies asked if I was SURE I wanted to go home with him that night. Oh, and Hubs? He's a FABULOUS dancer.

[SAT 9,609]

Okay, so embarrassing stuff...here goes:

Out in a pub with Hubs (when he was still just Fella) and some mates. Hubs and I are having our own little conversation at the table, whilst the footie was on halftime, discussing language/slang differences. I have just told him that the state dance where I come from is called the Shag. He doesn't believe me, whereupon I say (too loudly, since the music has just cut off due to the telly coming back on) "Oh, sure. I was in the Shag Club in high school. I can give you lessons, if you want", right in front of a half-dozen of his friends, several of whom I'd met for the first time THAT DAY. Way to make an impression.

That's pretty good lol