The (embarrasing) Times of Your Life

[Caryh 5,206]

I was tired of my roommate complain that he was missing his wallet.

I finally got fed up and tore threw his room and he stood there staring at me.

I moved a few towels, then stopped, stared him in the eyes and said,

"YOU ARE DISGUSTING DERRICK!"

Then walked out the room.

I'll let you decipher that on your own.

A picture of you with man goo on it?

[SAT 9,609]

A picture of you with man goo on it?

Yes it must be that lol

[The Mean Lady 604]

A picture of you with man goo on it?

I moved a pile of towels.

Crusty towels.

[SAT 9,609]

I moved a pile of towels.

Crusty towels.

Now how do you know that wasn't just um.....snot....or his friends did it, or......dried up other stuff?

[The Mean Lady 604]

Now how do you know that wasn't just um.....snot....or his friends did it, or......dried up other stuff?

The look on his face?

[SAT 9,609]

The look on his face?

OK, go get your friend Derrick to register here and log on and post on this thread.

We wanna read his story and laugh at him.

[Rahstyles 10]

I stepped on dog doodoo.. in front of a cute girl.

[SAT 9,609]

I stepped on dog doodoo.. in front of a cute girl.

Man that's not embarrassing....that's a great pick up situation for any quick thinking man.

I woulda said..... "quick Scotty, beam me up, I landed in a world of #######"

She woulda laughed.....

then I woulda said...."hey there's room for 2 on the tractor beam, you wanna go?"

Voila !!

which brings me to my next thread idea......

Captain Kirk vs James Bond..........

Kirk- blue chics, Bond-no blue chics

Kirk-Phaser, Bond- glass -shattering watch

Kirk-teleporter, Bond-remote controlled car........

Edited February 20, 2013 by SteveAndTiff

[The Mean Lady 604]

OK, go get your friend Derrick to register here and log on and post on this thread.

We wanna read his story and laugh at him.

Don't talk anymore.

My ex got him in our breakup.

[SAT 9,609]

Don't talk anymore.

My ex got him in our breakup.

Hmmm....we'll have to find someone else to laugh at....and mock, and ridicule.....

[B & G 200]

While visiting my man last feb in the US, I managed to lock myself out of the house at 7am in just a tshirt, thankfully modestly covering me. All the windows were closed and bolted down! I spent 2 hrs unsuccefully trying to break into the house. At 9am I gave up and woke the neighbor who had keys to the house so I can get in!

Laugh away!

[Novembro 1,763]

Came back for sophmore year at uni. My association (intl student assoc) hosted a "back to school" bbq. I'm there, serving people food and chatting with friends etc. I go to grab a drink and see my friend leaning over one of the coolers. I sneaked over and smacked her butt really hard and said "Hey Tiffany!!!!"...the girl stands up and turns around....not Tiffany. She had the most mollified expression on her face.

I about died.

[Novembro 1,763]

I also remember the first time I farted in front of the husband. It was a total accident and I should have known it was coming because I always get hangover farts, but I was still red-faced and apologetic.

Silly, because now we have fart wars.

God, we're gross.

[JTB11 1,079]

I also remember the first time I farted in front of the husband. It was a total accident and I should have known it was coming because I always get hangover farts, but I was still red-faced and apologetic.

Silly, because now we have fart wars.

God, we're gross.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

I also remember the first time I farted in front of the husband. It was a total accident and I should have known it was coming because I always get hangover farts, but I was still red-faced and apologetic.

Silly, because now we have fart wars.

God, we're gross.

I have been with my husband for 8 years now and I still refuse to fart in front of him. He, however, has no problem waking me up with his.