The Rant

[SAT 9,609]

If you ever sniffed a turtles butt you'd know.

I don't sniff turtle butts..........altho I'm known to stab my wife in da butt with a fork after sex (Is that normal )?

Edited March 2, 2013 by SteveAndTiff

[ready4ONE 5,400]

I'll match your cruddy co-worker and raise you! Mine has over four years in our office and still can't find her tush with both hands! She never does even the simplest task the same way twice, even when less than one hour separates them.

Chatty? This gal is all about chatting. I honestly think that is why she avoids taking time off, who would she talk to? On the average day she easily logs four hours of chat time vs. twenty minutes of actual work. The rest of her time is spent surfing the web for more things to chat about.

She is the noisiest eater it has ever been my misfortune to hear and she averages four noisy snacks per day. At this point I simply flee the office until she gets done eating. Snack breaks average two to one vs actual work time. I swear she has an amplifier in her mouth!

Pretending to work is pretty much her most consistent daily activity. Three minute tasks stretching the entire morning and not occasionally making it deep into the afternoon. And then being done incorrectly!

[SAT 9,609]

I'll match your cruddy co-worker and raise you! Mine has over four years in our office and still can't find her tush with both hands! She never does even the simplest task the same way twice, even when less than one hour separates them.

Chatty? This gal is all about chatting. I honestly think that is why she avoids taking time off, who would she talk to? On the average day she easily logs four hours of chat time vs. twenty minutes of actual work. The rest of her time is spent surfing the web for more things to chat about.

She is the noisiest eater it has ever been my misfortune to hear and she averages four noisy snacks per day. At this point I simply flee the office until she gets done eating. Snack breaks average two to one vs actual work time. I swear she has an amplifier in her mouth!

Pretending to work is pretty much her most consistent daily activity. Three minute tasks stretching the entire morning and not occasionally making it deep into the afternoon. And then being done incorrectly!

You and NikiR work in the same place?

[Caryh 5,206]

I don't sniff turtle butts..........altho I'm known to stab my wife in da butt with a fork after sex (Is that normal )?

A spoon is normal, but forking in the butt....

[Vanitas 310]

A spoon is normal, but forking in the butt....

Ooh err.

[Darnell 8,478]

Alrighty ! Welcome to the afternoon rant !

I was onsite for a consult for a few weeks at a firm that had 6 ft cubicles. Way too much noise to concentrate. Alternated between Chris Rock(1 ), Mozart(1 ) and simply a fan.

To anyone reading this? For me - a fan set right under medium level and hitting my face - drowns out all other noise from the other cubicles... Exceptionally low-tech...

(1 ) - earbuds, la..

[SAT 9,609]

I've gotta say, I'm having a pretty nice day. Not much to rant about. My second- 3 day weekend in a row...except......

How am I supposed to go fishing in the spring when my marina still looks like this from Sandy?

[SAT 9,609]

Alternated between Chris Rock(1 ), Mozart(1 ) and simply a fan.

Most of our cell phone's pre-programmed ringtones is Mozart. Just listen to that

And how many of you noticed that "The Alphabet song/ twinkle twinkle little star/ Ba Ba blacksheep" all share same melody partially written by Mozart?

[dwheels76 5,468]

Can someone please educate people whether here in US or abroad on immigration. PLEASE.

1. NO-I couldn't bring my husband back immediately with me when we married he needs a VISA!

2. I am thrilled ur cousins, sisters, uncles niece got a visa in 1 month. REALLY.

It's like speaking to people who swear they know but have no glue. We could go hoarse and insane trying to explain this process.

And being older than my husband, meeting him online and from Nigeria. OMG you would think I married Satan.

Oh thank you for this thread I feel soooooo much better.

[SAT 9,609]

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Can someone please educate people whether here in US or abroad on immigration. PLEASE.

1. NO-I couldn't bring my husband back immediately with me when we married he needs a VISA!

2. I am thrilled ur cousins, sisters, uncles niece got a visa in 1 month. REALLY.

It's like speaking to people who swear they know but have no glue. We could go hoarse and insane trying to explain this process.

And being older than my husband, meeting him online and from Nigeria. OMG you would think I married Satan.

Oh thank you for this thread I feel soooooo much better.

Lol thank you come again.....

[Novembro 1,763]

Not a rant, well I could turn it into one, but our case finally shows up on uscis.gov as "in intial review". So glad someone finally deemed it the correct time to update the site.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm trying to get my daughter to catch a nap. But shes on to me, and refuses to nap......

[SAT 9,609]

I really really hate the new yahoo homepage.

[NikLR 13,227]

Store audit on wed. Just found out 30 mins ago. XML

[NikLR 13,227]

I mean FML