The Rant

[Caryh 5,206]

I don't often wipe my azz. But when I do, I prefer Costco azz-wipes.....

And no tabo either. You could save even more money forgoing the costco TP and just use a tabo.

And my rant along this line, for having a wife that uses a tabo for personal needs, I'm shocked at how much TP we're going through. And she's actually got a brand preference now! When I first got to know her back in Davao City, Philippines, there wasn't any TP the family home. In fact there still normally isn't unless I'm coming to visit and then they'll pick up a single roll that is so thin and course you could use it as a window screening.

[Darnell 8,478]

no la - i went in timestamp order.

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Ok - My other rant - I absolutely loathe ppl who think I read everything they posted, until I make time to write 'Yes, I've read all of yer prior posts, and I can't understand why you divorced your USCitizen Wife and are filing for your 2nd cousin that you married last weekend. '

[Caryh 5,206]

no la - i went in timestamp order.

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Ok - My other rant - I absolutely loathe ppl who think I read everything they posted, until I make time to write 'Yes, I've read all of yer prior posts, and I can't understand why you divorced your USCitizen Wife and are filing for your 2nd cousin that you married last weekend. '

Well thats an easy one to understand, they ran out of first cousins.

[TBoneTX 44,868]

[...] there's no water. [...] mopping [...] will not be happening

What about using a DRY high-tech Ecu broom (rag-on-a-stick), huh man?

the Spanish phrase for wedge is "calzon chino" ("chinese underwear").

Mrs. T-B. & family call it "calzoncillo chino," which perhaps is for small (or male) underwear, si man.

Why male underwear takes the diminutive form and female underwear is "larger" is beyond me, gee man.

[TBoneTX 44,868]

My wife won't leave my man-cave bathroom alone (As you can see with the polka dot towel) The good thing is, there is absolutely no make up/ 1000 different products in there. It is a barren bathroom. With just a can of shaving cream, a bottle of liquid soap, and shampoo. That's the way I like it. Oh and a toothbrush and tooth paste.

Men have 6 things in their bathrooms, si man: a razor, and shaving-cream; a toothbrush, and toothpaste; a bar of Dial soap; and a towel from a Holiday Inn. Conversely, women have a minimum of 439,072 things in their bathroom, very few of which a man would be able to identify, no man.

[TBoneTX 44,868]

I contributed eagerly in the wedgies poll, si man!

You are obviously a refined gentleman of exquisite discernment, si man.

I am currently just waiting for the results to be published officially.

The official results are published in running fashion, in the manner of water (when there is any), feet and noses, and loose bowels, see man. Note the appreciated, very recent addition of the Danish word for wedgie, see man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Men have 6 things in their bathrooms, si man: a razor, and shaving-cream; a toothbrush, and toothpaste; a bar of Dial soap; and a towel from a Holiday Inn. Conversely, women have a minimum of 439,072 things in their bathroom, very few of which a man would be able to identify, no man.

Or less. I think my husband only has shampoo, toothbrush, toothpaste, and a towel with nurses in sexy lingerie on it. I love that towel. We even use it in the front entry way and kitchen on the floor.

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This German applesauce tastes weird.

[TBoneTX 44,868]

[re: Ecuadorian roosters] they keep those around to annoy, irritate, and wake up visiting gringos.

Actually, they probably irritate the native Ecus, too, until said roosters are tuned out (the #1 assumption) or eaten (the default assumption).

my rant - snow - again!

Too much, sigh man. Snow is just "fat water," but sometimes a diet is needed.

I lived in North Carolina in the mid-1980s, and every time there was the THREAT of one snowflake falling at random within a 500-mile radius, the native redneckians would dive-bomb the supermarkets, clean the shelves of bread, milk, and Spam, and huddle in their homes as though the world would end soon, sigh man.

My best buddy in hyskool, who was and remains rather strange even by my standards, made it a point to eat yellow snow, pee man.

[Caryh 5,206]

My best buddy in hyskool, who was and remains rather strange even by my standards, made it a point to eat yellow snow, pee man.

For the uniformed warm climate immigrants, a little up north wisdom

[AKSinghSingh79 143]

There's been no sun here for the past two weeks. I've got a case of SAD. I need me some sunlight and an interview would be nice too!

Never thought I'd miss the interior of an office as much as I do now.

[TBoneTX 44,868]

For the uniformed warm climate immigrants, a little up north wisdom

Hilarious, si man, but what is a "climate immigrant" and why would he or she be warm if uniformed, huh man? How warm are the uniforms?

And isn't a uniform that fictitious zebra with the horn on its head, huh man?

[Rimpz 7]

Can I join in the rant? I absolutely hate that my parents are trying to arrange my marriage but won't talk to me about perspective guys. That everyone in the family gets to know it before me and that they might go see him soon and they still haven't even told me about him. ugg.

I love arranged marriages (they work for me, I always wanted one) but I hate that my parents are so secretive. But i also feel bad that I kindof blackmailed that information out of my aunt and found him on facebook.

[Caryh 5,206]

Hilarious, si man, but what is a "climate immigrant" and why would he or she be warm if uniformed, huh man? How warm are the uniforms?

And isn't a uniform that fictitious zebra with the horn on its head, huh man?

Almost worthy of damn you auto correct lol

[Caryh 5,206]

Can I join in the rant? I absolutely hate that my parents are trying to arrange my marriage but won't talk to me about perspective guys. That everyone in the family gets to know it before me and that they might go see him soon and they still haven't even told me about him. ugg.

I love arranged marriages (they work for me, I always wanted one) but I hate that my parents are so secretive. But i also feel bad that I kindof blackmailed that information out of my aunt and found him on facebook.

Are you serious? The arranged marriage failure thread a while ago left me with lots of questions. Or is this just trolling?

[Rimpz 7]

Are you serious? The arranged marriage failure thread a while ago left me with lots of questions. Or is this just trolling?

I am serious. I love arranged marriages and I am loving the guy my parents found for me.