The Rant

[The Mean Lady 604]

What next?

No, right now, more like tax questions.

Should I file single or married?

"I've searched the site and can't find anything."

You're a terrible searcher, then.

Oh, then there's the affidavit of support question

It's making me count the immigrant as one, but then it wants a spouse.

It says not to count anyone twice.

What do I do?!

and of course, the I-130.

My husband and I have never lived together and there's a place for me to put our last residence.

What do I do?! Will I get denied?!

[Operator 1,927]

If she keeps running her mouth outside my office door I might go poke her in the eye…

Every morning it's the same thing, she needs to share every boring detail of her life with a co-worker. This morning she is raving about her son's new girlfriend. How she went and bought him a new outfit so he would be confident for their date on Saturday night. How he took a shower and fixed his hair and drove to pick her up a 2:00. Where they went to dinner and what movie they went to see…

First of all use your damn inside voice; there are people who come here to actually work (or surf). Second; everyone here knows your son and he is obviously gay so stop trying to make him out to be something he's not, let the kid be who he is. Finally, get back to work before I come out there and poke you in the eye!

Edited February 18, 2013 by Operator

[The Mean Lady 604]

If she keeps running her mouth outside my office door I might go poke her in the eye…

Every morning it's the same thing, she needs to share every boring detail of her life with a co-worker. This morning she is raving about her son's new girlfriend. How she went and bought him a new outfit so he would be confident for their date on Saturday night. How he took a shower and fixed his hair and drove to pick her up a 2:00. Where they went to dinner and what movie they went to see…

First of all use your damn inside voice; there are people who come here to actually work (or surf). Second; everyone here knows your son and he is obviously gay so stop trying to make him out to be something he's not, let the kid be who he is. Finally, get back to work before I come out there and poke you in the eye!

[AKSinghSingh79 143]

If she keeps running her mouth outside my office door I might go poke her in the eye…

Every morning it's the same thing, she needs to share every boring detail of her life with a co-worker. This morning she is raving about her son's new girlfriend. How she went and bought him a new outfit so he would be confident for their date on Saturday night. How he took a shower and fixed his hair and drove to pick her up a 2:00. Where they went to dinner and what movie they went to see…

First of all use your damn inside voice; there are people who come here to actually work (or surf). Second; everyone here knows your son and he is obviously gay so stop trying to make him out to be something he's not, let the kid be who he is. Finally, get back to work before I come out there and poke you in the eye!

Just tell her to "pick two".

Edited February 18, 2013 by AKSinghSingh79

[SAT 9,609]

If she keeps running her mouth outside my office door I might go poke her in the eye…

Every morning it's the same thing, she needs to share every boring detail of her life with a co-worker. This morning she is raving about her son's new girlfriend. How she went and bought him a new outfit so he would be confident for their date on Saturday night. How he took a shower and fixed his hair and drove to pick her up a 2:00. Where they went to dinner and what movie they went to see…

First of all use your damn inside voice; there are people who come here to actually work (or surf). Second; everyone here knows your son and he is obviously gay so stop trying to make him out to be something he's not, let the kid be who he is. Finally, get back to work before I come out there and poke you in the eye!

Did you poke her in the eyeball yet?

[SAT 9,609]

So my friend Mary is prego is ready to pop.......she's about 8 months and 28 days pregnant....

I text her just now and said 3 words... "How you doin?"

This is what I get back.....(not one text, but a series of machine gun texts about 4 seconds apart)

1. I'm OK

2. Baby coming soon

3. Doctor says 2 days

4 Doctor says they're gonna induce labor if baby don't come by next week

5. Is Beth (my daughter) out playing? (it's like 9 below in NY right now).

6. 40 weeks tomorrow...

7. see what happens.

Why can't she %&$#@ gather all her thoughts and send me 1 text back??

[Caryh 5,206]

People at work that are so busy telling stories about their personal life, or chatting on the phone instead of working. You know you've told that story umpteen times already and it wasn't interesting the first time. Meanwhile there are people actually standing waiting for you to do your frilling job so they can get on with there's. Keep the chatter for when things are not busy and people aren't waiting on your sorry flipping butt.

[Operator 1,927]

People at work that are so busy telling stories about their personal life, or chatting on the phone instead of working. You know you've told that story umpteen times already and it wasn't interesting the first time. Meanwhile there are people actually standing waiting for you to do your frilling job so they can get on with there's. Keep the chatter for when things are not busy and people aren't waiting on your sorry flipping butt.

Exactly!

Did you poke her in the eyeball yet?

Went with a kick to the crotch from behind and then a donkey punch.

[SAT 9,609]

Exactly!

Went with a kick to the crotch from behind and then a donkey punch.

Ouch lol.......

[Operator 1,927]

Just tell her to "pick two".

nyuck nyuck

[Operator 1,927]

So my friend Mary is prego is ready to pop.......she's about 8 months and 28 days pregnant....

I text her just now and said 3 words... "How you doin?"

This is what I get back.....(not one text, but a series of machine gun texts about 4 seconds apart)

1. I'm OK

2. Baby coming soon

3. Doctor says 2 days

4 Doctor says they're gonna induce labor if baby don't come by next week

5. Is Beth (my daughter) out playing? (it's like 9 below in NY right now).

6. 40 weeks tomorrow...

7. see what happens.

Why can't she %&$#@ gather all her thoughts and send me 1 text back??

(1*human body)+(2*human brain)=Don't even bother trying to understand

[TBoneTX 44,868]

[...] poke you in the eye!

No, no, no, no man. Here is the solution, see man:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/249659-wedgies-si-man/

[Caryh 5,206]

So my friend Mary is prego is ready to pop.......she's about 8 months and 28 days pregnant....

I text her just now and said 3 words... "How you doin?"

This is what I get back.....(not one text, but a series of machine gun texts about 4 seconds apart)

1. I'm OK

2. Baby coming soon

3. Doctor says 2 days

4 Doctor says they're gonna induce labor if baby don't come by next week

5. Is Beth (my daughter) out playing? (it's like 9 below in NY right now).

6. 40 weeks tomorrow...

7. see what happens.

Why can't she %&$#@ gather all her thoughts and send me 1 text back??

A friend of my wife's has one of those buy load based cell phones. When she responds to a text, its pages and pages long on my wife's phone. You literally have to scroll through pages of the iPhone screen to read the entire thing.

[SAT 9,609]

No, no, no, no man. Here is the solution, see man:

http://www.visajourn...wedgies-si-man/

I like the operator's donkey punch better.......

A friend of my wife's has one of those buy load based cell phones. When she responds to a text, its pages and pages long on my wife's phone. You literally have to scroll through pages of the iPhone screen to read the entire thing.

Equally as annoying lol

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Nobody spells our address correctly and it really bugs me especially when it is not that hard. I sent people the address in an English alphabet and they still manage to mess up the street and the city - Aarus and Arhaus, is not Aarhus. I swear it is almost every single letter from America (besides my mother) that seems to find difficulty in this and that "st." does not mean street in Danish, but refers to the floor in the building.