The Rant

[TBoneTX 45,291]

those nostril plugs already invented, used for sand filtration in the Middle East.

Brother D. -- I'll take 6 pairs.

Very good, but my all-time favorite answer is "Because it's Bush's fault and you're a racist," si man. Edited March 19, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,291]

They are called first defense nasal screens. http://www.filteryourlife.com/ They might work for cutting grass but fine middle eastern sand mixed with sweat turns em it to little mud plugs for your nose holes.

How cool (except for the Middle Eastern part), si man -- much grass... er, muchas gracias. Out of curiosity, how do they work vis-a-vis aromas and substances that emanate from a camel's hindquarters?

[TBoneTX 45,291]

I think that's the important part [... long, merciful clip ...] because it can be a real nightmare if done incorrectly.

(Sigh, man) Is this thread going to turn into one of those that want to make red-blooded men run for the hills?

This thread has taken a rather peculiar turn

I hope that you're still militarily armed, man -- that might save the thread from completely tubing.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

I'm due to ovulate tomorrow! I have baby making on the brain.

That's happening here, too, sigh man, with near-exact timing. :bonk: :bonk: Edited March 19, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,291]

no sex drive to the point of asexuality

im competely uninterested

At this stage of the discussion, your four-word "signature" might speak volumes to some...

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Did you use thin ovulation predictor strips, a high-end OP equipment, or a BBT chart? Good luck.

Calypsoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

I alternate months depending on my mood. I try every other month to confirm with OPKs or BBT. The other months I just use CM and my normal cycle to predict. I then confirm with my luteal phase to make sure I guessed right.

Nerissaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! Edited March 19, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,291]

[Pauses to collect self]

Just ovulate and suffer PMS and be done with it, already! There are GUYS here. We dig fast cars, guns, explosions, and movies with Heather Locklear in them, fer gossakes.

Edited March 19, 2013 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,291]

there is a solution but its totally outside anything I can do or affect.

Take matters well into hand, and there will be a solution, see man. (There -- finally some red-blooded male GUY TALK, si man.)

To all the female-type-women-of-the-opposite-sex on here: Just let your husband try to finish the income taxes or type on VisaJourney without distracting him with your ovulation and other girl-type stuff. PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE, see man.

Edited March 19, 2013 by TBoneTX

[B & G 200]

My husband gets it too.

Friday, we went to go have sex and that was cut off quick by me crying in the bed.

He just sat there till i was done.

Then 2 hours later he's like 'hey so i know you're upset but i still want sex'

When I tell my SO that im expecting my period, he goes on alert! He starts asking carefully worded questions to find out which version of me he will be dealing with for the next few days...b*tchy..sobby..emotional..cheerful.. mad at the world, where my vocabulary is enriched with a myriad of inventive cuss words!

But he is patient and understanding..he would call it surviving the perfect storm!

[NikLR 13,227]

Hey i just finished playing call of duty. I like explosions and guns and all that jazz too ya know!

This "girl thing" is more annoying to me than anything. If I could do away with it, I would.

[B & G 200]

Hey i just finished playing call of duty. I like explosions and guns and all that jazz too ya know!

This "girl thing" is more annoying to me than anything. If I could do away with it, I would.

I think the "girl thing" started on the basis of how the males in our lifes deal with it... how are you dealing with Mr. T-B???

[TBoneTX 45,291]

I think the "girl thing" started on the basis of how the males in our lifes deal with it... how are you dealing with Mr. T-B???

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing, si man.

Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock, si man.

Why do most husbands die first? They WANT to, see man.

Hey i just finished playing call of duty. I like explosions and guns and all that jazz too ya know!

Well, your husband can have some hope, si man.

This "girl thing" is more annoying to me than anything. If I could do away with it, I would.

Well, work with all right-thinking folk here to banish it from this thread, see ma'am.

[B & G 200]

Why do most husbands die first? They WANT to, see man.

Which leaves women to enjoy! for example... buying icecream and not having to share it!

Edited March 19, 2013 by geena

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Which leaves women to enjoy! for example... buying icecream and not having to share it!

Well, talk nonstop about ovulation and PMS, and you'll kill him sooner, and then you'll have the ice cream sooner, si man.

[JstaRebel 48]

RANT: I miss reading Steves posts and rants.. Can't help but wonder how he's doing.