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Or, perhaps your philosophy is this: "If I'm healthy enough to exercise, I'm healthy enough not to, si man."

Rant: Mowed lawn today. Afterwards, blew nose. Contents of snot prominently included macroscopic particles of grass and leftover dead leaves. Someone needs to invent nostril-plugs that have little grates at the ends so that lawnmowing detritus can be collected before it enters the Forest of the Nose-Hairs, si man.

They are called first defense nasal screens. http://www.filteryourlife.com/ They might work for cutting grass but fine middle eastern sand mixed with sweat turns em it to little mud plugs for your nose holes.

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They are called first defense nasal screens. http://www.filteryourlife.com/ They might work for cutting grass but fine middle eastern sand mixed with sweat turns em it to little mud plugs for your nose holes.

Barley noticeable except for the fact that YOUR NOSTRILS DISAPPEAR

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If I decide to have a baby naturally (and I don't mean sans epidural I just mean sans C Section) then I have a feeling that the doctors are going to have a rude surprise when I SH*T all over the table.

I know this is a fairly normal thing, but I'm serious when I say I don't think they're going to see anything like what I drop on that table.

This is the kind of sh*t that goes through my head.

No pun intended.

Okay, pun sort of intended.

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oh dear LORD all I want to do is watch house shows and have BABIES.

being off my birth control has turned me into some kind of domestic MONSTER during my period

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oh dear LORD all I want to do is watch house shows and have BABIES.

being off my birth control has turned me into some kind of domestic MONSTER during my period

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Welcome to my life since I hit puberty. :rofl:

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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oh dear LORD all I want to do is watch house shows and have BABIES.

being off my birth control has turned me into some kind of domestic MONSTER during my period

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My wife appears to have the same issue. She hid it well enough when we lived on opposite sides of the world. But watching the monthly changes makes me occasionally think I'm married to Sybil. Well its not just the period, its the time leading up to it to.

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The actual period for me is fine after the first day or two... But the week before. Ugh. Wasn't so bad when I was on birth control. It's like my body hasn't figured out that I still am, it's just permanent. Lol

Hubs gets it. That's all that matters.

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The actual period for me is fine after the first day or two... But the week before. Ugh. Wasn't so bad when I was on birth control. It's like my body hasn't figured out that I still am, it's just permanent. Lol

Hubs gets it. That's all that matters.

I think that's the important part. As long as your husband gets it, to hell with everyone else. good.gif

I didn't want to have to deal with finding a decent place to get birth control when I moved down here, so I got an IUD, thinking it would be the easiest since it's zero maintenance and super effective. Boy was I wrong. Not only does it pinch the hubby (blink.gif) but I started getting frequent UTIs not long after getting it put in. My GYN said it couldn't be related to the IUD, but since then I've found a ton of info on the internet about thousands of other women with the same problem, and I recently found out that the specific kind of IUD I have (mirena) has since been recalled. As soon as I get home, needless to say, it's gone. Luckily hubby is very understanding, because that kind of thing can be a real problem with couples if the husband doesn't understand. I remember someone here mentioning wanting to get an IUD a few pages back... whoever it was, just do your research beforehand, because it can be a real nightmare if done incorrectly. wacko.gif

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My husband gets it too.

Friday, we went to go have sex and that was cut off quick by me crying in the bed.

He just sat there till i was done.

Then 2 hours later he's like 'hey so i know you're upset but i still want sex'

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Now that we are on the subject - I have a rant, but I can't share it because my husband values his privacy too much. Let's just say my husband is too vanilla and his drive is less than mine. :crying:

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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This thread has taken a rather peculiar turn

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Since Steve left, most of the other men have been driven away by the now dominating women, and apparently we're all PMSing at the same time. dun dun DUUUUN.

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For full timeline, see "about me".

Latest Dates

N-400 Filing - 03/14/2016

NOA - 03/15/2016

Biometrics - 04/13/2016

In Line - 05/11/2016

Interview Notice - 06/03/2016

Interview Date - 07/11/2016

Oath - 08/29/2016

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