The Rant

[The Mean Lady 604]

also my husband uses old spice soap typically

he smells great

the scent that buckles my knees is Curve

Edited March 11, 2013 by KDH

[The Mean Lady 604]

I tie my shoes at work to save 15 seconds of my time at home

And shave on the bus.......

you dont want to have an innappropriate contest w me

[SAT 9,609]

also my husband uses old spice soap typically

he smells great

the scent that buckles my knees is Curve

hm....never heard of curve......

Tiff complains that I don't like the colognes she buys me. Like Issey Miyake.

And I don't often wear cologne. But when I do, I prefer something else.......

[SAT 9,609]

you dont want to have an innappropriate contest w me

OK........you win

I'm not sure what you're saying K, but if I overstepped any boundaries. I'm sorry.

Edited March 11, 2013 by SteveAndTiff

[The Mean Lady 604]

OK........you win

I'm not sure what you're saying K, but if I overstepped any boundaries. I'm sorry.

youre egging me on to share gross things that will make you regret the challenge

Edited March 11, 2013 by KDH

[SAT 9,609]

youre egging me on to share gross things that will make you regret the challenge

oh, ok. no need to share. I'd hate to see a lady fall from grace lol

I just now opened my Costco luggage......

I was sure I had some old luggage, but I'm sure Tiff lent them to her friends.......(that I don't mind)

I can pack in exactly 11.3 minutes......(USMC)

[The Mean Lady 604]

my exbf was in the army

it ruined him

[SAT 9,609]

my exbf was in the army

it ruined him

how?

[The Mean Lady 604]

oh and i will clarify that being overseas didnt ruin him

the army did

this was long before deployment

and i bet he told all his buddies that i couldnt take being separated or some garbage like that

[SAT 9,609]

oh and i will clarify that being overseas didnt ruin him

the army did

this was long before deployment

and i bet he told all his buddies that i couldnt take being separated or some garbage like that

Did you read the story of how my friend's dad abandoned 2 families while in the Air Force?

[X Factor 1,111]

Why does accused cannibal cop mother blowing kisses at him in court? Doesn't she realize that she could be on his menu like his wife was?

[SAT 9,609]

Why does accused cannibal cop mother blowing kisses at him in court? Doesn't she realize that she could be on his menu like his wife was?

lol howdahel do we know? Mother's love?

I eat my wife

Edited March 11, 2013 by SteveAndTiff

[The Mean Lady 604]

how?

he was the sweetest guy ever before he left

seriously hands down best bf i ever had. EVER.

wrote letters to me every day through basic

i coud type huge romantic stories about him but im finger typing

instead ill cut to the chase.

just under six months into our relationship he showed up unexpectedly on leave due to his gpas death

he surprised me and i was elated

then he said he had to go back to his moms house to be with his family

his gpa died a month earlier and he memorial was the day before that day

i thoght it was weird asking me to leave since i was close to his family in his absence

but ok fine i respect that

asked him to call me so we could do something that night

he calls me at ten pm telling me hes too tired, well not shyt its ten anyways

i asked him if i could see him off at the airport and he says NO!

im like #######?!

i stewed for a few days and finally sent him ten text messages berating him for using me for sex and dumped him.

his response was "ok"

wtfffffffff

there were things leading up but too much to type

he turned into a cold person that even told me at one point that he only wrote every day in basic because they made him....

Did you read the story of how my friend's dad abandoned 2 families while in the Air Force?

no.

also my best friend dated him a few months later

it ended w her apologizing to me saying i was right.

she no longer knew him any more

[Caryh 5,206]

I tie my shoes at work to save 15 seconds of my time at home

And shave on the bus.......

But what are you shaving on the bus?

[The Mean Lady 604]

my husband know that relationship still has a hold on me

it feels like the equivalent of him dying because he was literally a different person

i dont know what happened to the guy that talked to me about moving in together on base and picking where we thought it would be fun to be stationed.

that was actually seven years ago to this month

i dont know how you can screw with someone like that

But what are you shaving on the bus?

#######.

if i dont make a joke ill start crying