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This is a rant thread.

OK - my rant.

I absolutely loathe folk who thread hijaak - it chaps my @ss - similar to the feeling one has after taking off the Depends and letting yer bum airdry.

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End of Rant. Seriously - stay on point, aye?

I am sorry that was not my intention. You guys are the only ones I had shared with about my arranged marriage and secretly talking to him. I just got too excited when he called about the ring. I love reading your rants and i visit this thread like a million times a day to read about you guys and your rants. I am sorry for hijacking. i am really sorry

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I am sorry that was not my intention. You guys are the only ones I had shared with about my arranged marriage and secretly talking to him. I just got too excited when he called about the ring. I love reading your rants and i visit this thread like a million times a day to read about you guys and your rants. I am sorry for hijacking. i am really sorry

Don't worry about him. He's only dangerous when he has his teeth in.:o

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Don't worry about him. He's only dangerous when he has his teeth in.:o

Alrighty - my rant for the noon hour.

I absolutely hate it when I can't find my teeth in the mornings. I know I put em in a glass jar before I went to sleep.

It really, really, chaps my backside....

;)

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
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Alrighty - my rant for the noon hour.

I absolutely hate it when I can't find my teeth in the mornings. I know I put em in a glass jar before I went to sleep.

It really, really, chaps my backside....

;)

If its chapping your backside, I think you sat on them. I hate when I do that.

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:thumbs: I hate when I'm doing a search on here or other forums and what I really want to know is how it all turned out! If you are going to start a thread, you should at least have the decency of answering it and/or updating it.

Or they request to get the topic deleted. I mean some of those threads are my daily soap opera! Which is almost as bad as a moderator moving or combining a thread I'm in the middle of replying to, or worse yet locking the dang thing.

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If its chapping your backside, I think you sat on them. I hate when I do that.

Methinks it's time to spew a stellar rant covering high colonics, aye?

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
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Why has the IRS not updated my address yet? I moved 6 months ago! :bonk: It's making e-filing a royal pain.

I intend to mail it in April. But then I owe for the second year in a row.

Rant I hate giving the IRS my hard earned money! I hate owing at the end of the year to, but I guess not as much as I hate withholding more than is required.

Methinks it's time to spew a stellar rant covering high colonics, aye?

You get high on aftershave? :hehe:

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no idea if he's had chicken pox
Q: Why did the chickenpox cross the road?

A: Because it's Bush's fault and you're a racist. (Which I guess means "a pox upon thee," thee man.)

And I've had scarlet fever twice
Frankly, Scarlett, and frankly, Scarlett... but we repeat ourselves, si si man man.

By the way, did we all know that there's an actual disease called camelpox? It is "an eruptive disease of camels caused by a species of Orthopoxvirus," si man.

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05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

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07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

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I even had to pick out my own engagement ring (which was appreciated because I'm picky).
We can pick our friends, and we can pick our nose, but we can't wipe our friends on the furniture, no(se) man.

Edited to add: 25-month-old Mini-Bone is beginning to pick his nose and offer the product. "Daddy, moco [booger]?" Daddy is very proud of his generous, hygienic little boy, si man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Rant in Haiku

Needs to be 5, 7, 5 syllables, si man. Try:

Ants in my bathroom

Suffer a slow, painful death

From Black Flag and Raid.

Alternate last line: From Black Flag, si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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So that email was only supposed to be circulated behind you back. That is so much better, I hate people who bad mouth my team in front of my face. Wait I don't even have a team. :wacko:

No, that doesn't bother me.

This is a REALLY tough frustrating industry and it's full of ####### talking.

was supposed to go back to office this month.

Now I'm not going for another 6 weeks.

Steve, my bologna is just sitting there waiting for me.

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