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SMINTAIR reinstates the liberty of smoking in all seats. Non-smokers will find the cabin air more refreshing than on any other flight with any other airline, as SMINTAIR adds fresh outside air to the conditioning system! This is more expensive, as it burns more fuel, but it is seen as an additional service to our guests.

SMINTAIR will bring back the joy of flying by offering only 30 first class and 108 business class seats (GRAPHIC) on a "Jumbo Jet", one of the most reliable planes in the World. The upper deck will be the passenger's lounge (GRAPHIC) and not be jammed with seats, as you can sadly find everywhere, nowadays. 70" legroom for business and 80" for first class guests will enhance comfort and privacy.

http://smintair.com/

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damn, sounds great..if only they gave you free booze...

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damn, sounds great..if only they gave you free booze...

:idea: drunkair! :P

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I remember when I was little - my dad used to smoke the WHOLE flight...I hated it.

that's crazy!

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damn, sounds great..if only they gave you free booze...

They do. In fact, most international flights offer free booze. Even in coach. :)

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smoking sucks should be banned forever. Not good for your health stinks up your cloths breath and house.

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They offer free booze, but in coach class you have to give a spleen to GET it. You can't ever find the stewardess, and when you do, they act irritated that they have to give it to you!

I did fly first class to Australia once...and got so drunk off wine I had vertigo for a WEEK! Bad.

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If people want to pay heaps for the right to smoke on top of the price of all that extra room, then they should go right ahead and enjoy the heck out of it........not bothering anyone else 30,000 ft off the ground!!!

:lol:

Anyone look at the careers page?

"Allergics against tobacco smoke or militant Anti-Smokers are kindly asked to not apply." Wait, don't tell me, next this will be discrimination!!

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damn, sounds great..if only they gave you free booze...

They do. In fact, most international flights offer free booze. Even in coach. :)

alright, sounds good to me...of course, i only smoke a pipe, about 2 x a week...but hanging out with people with a ** dangling ....is too good of old memories to pas son

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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If people want to pay heaps for the right to smoke on top of the price of all that extra room, then they should go right ahead and enjoy the heck out of it........not bothering anyone else 30,000 ft off the ground!!!

:lol:

Anyone look at the careers page?

"Allergics against tobacco smoke or militant Anti-Smokers are kindly asked to not apply." Wait, don't tell me, next this will be discrimination!!

;)

will be added to the list as can not discriminate again anyone "allergic to anything"

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smoking sucks should be banned forever. Not good for your health stinks up your cloths breath and house.

And can kill you.

I did fly first class to Australia once...and got so drunk off wine I had vertigo for a WEEK! Bad.

A friend of mine did exactly the same last year... :lol:

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