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Are Your Cats Old Enough To Learn About Jesus?

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A cat's prayer could start like that:

"Our father who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name. Thy LionKingdom come. Thy will be done in the kitchen, as it is in Africa's savannah. Give us this day our daily treats. Lead us not into temptation, deliver us from greed and obesity. For thine is the Kingdom, and the power and the glory. Amen"

Friskies, proud sponsor of the "No Cat Left Behind" bill R.H. 33567

Love it!

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freakin' hysterical & Made My Day!

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Doh! I just realized that I didn't attribute the material with the source URL. It's from The Onion. No way am I original and creative enough to come up with that on my own!

I am seriously disappointed. You're coming off the pedastal I put you on yesterday.

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Doh! I just realized that I didn't attribute the material with the source URL. It's from The Onion. No way am I original and creative enough to come up with that on my own!

I am seriously disappointed. You're coming off the pedastal I put you on yesterday.

Actually, I also noticed that Agent S. has been moaning a few words these days. Is he praying? :lol:

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Sister Fracas   5

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oop!

A cat's prayer could start like that:

"Our father who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name. Thy LionKingdom come. Thy will be done in the kitchen, as it is in Africa's savannah. Give us this day our daily treats. Lead us not into temptation, deliver us from greed and obesity. For thine is the Kingdom, and the power and the glory. Amen"

Friskies, proud sponsor of the "No Cat Left Behind" bill R.H. 33567

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I forwarded this to a friend of mine who is a devout Christian and cat owner, and she loved it. :)

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w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r   123

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Doh! I just realized that I didn't attribute the material with the source URL. It's from The Onion. No way am I original and creative enough to come up with that on my own!

I am seriously disappointed. You're coming off the pedastal I put you on yesterday.

:blush:

Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is.

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