Fuunies situations you had ?!!!

[M+S 0]

Hi Girls ..I had alot of funny situation when Mark came each time to visit me so I was wondering did any body had the same thinsg too ..funny situations ..

here we can tell what is teh funnies situations we had with our spouses in thier country or vice versa ..

[ya falaha! 0]

Salwa....you have THE funniest stories!!! Please share them with the rest of the girls/guys.

I have a few funny stories esp. during my first visit to Egypt.

#1. When the deaf mute (or so he seemed) was begging for money in Alex. He gave Mohamed a paper with sign language instructions and was trying to "tell" him he wanted 1LE for it. Mohamed tried to "tell" him back (in the same manner) that he wasn't interested. Well he finally gave up and gave the guy the money. Right after that another man came trying to sell us some socks. When we declined he started complaining about his wife and how awful she is.

#2. We took the Superjet to Cairo with my SIL, Fayroz. The bus dropped us off along with another woman in Giza then proceeded to drive away without giving us our luggage. The woman with us started freaking out! We jumped in a cab and had it chase down the bus. I swear it was like a movie! That woman was screaming in the cab. I thought it was funny so I was laughing. When we finally caught up with the bus the woman was beside herself. She, my SIL, and Mohamed were yelling at the bus driver. I just stood there watching it all in amazement.

#3. Mildly funny..I almost fell because I stepped in a hole on the street. If I would've fell I would've taken Mohamed and Fayroz down with me. I laughed it off..Mohamed looked around to see if anyone else witnessed it.

I have more......

[jordanianprincess 0]

My engagement story was funny. My fiance and I agreed that we would get engaged during the last week of our trip. So couple of days after we arrived, his family called and they wanted to come greet us and welcome us to Jordan.

Someone in my family misunderstood. They called all my older uncles to come to the house for the visit. So when his family arrived, they shuffled me into a room with just women and him with all the men. In our traditions, when you pour a cup of coffee for the father of the prospective groom it an indication for him to ask for the girls hand, this is usually pre-planned.

So his dad sits down and my cousins fiance walks in and pours his dad a cup of coffee. They did not come to ask for my hand in marriage because we had already agreed on when we were gonna do that. So his dad looks at him and they both smile, so then he proceeds and asks for my hand in marriage. Ofcourse I have no clue this is going on. My dad walks in the room and says they asked for your hand in marriage, and my jaw dropped. WHAT! THIS WAS NOT THE PLAN! Everyone was looking at me and I was freaking out, so I just said OK. Then all the women started Ululating and clapping and singing. Then they let us sit together and we started planning the engagement.

Ofcourse he was happy because he wanted to get engaged from day 1 and I insisted on waiting. Being an officially engaged couple makes it easier to go out together. So anyway, my engagement was basically an accident.

[M+S 0]

I will tell you my funny stories but when I go get a nap i feel very sleepy ..lol

Edited November 8, 2006 by M+S

[AichaKandisha 0]

The toilets-I had no idea how to use them. I would hold it and wait until we found a coffee that had 'american' toilets. After days of that, I gave in. I made my fiance show me how to use them (with his clothes on).

I'll never forget the first time we drove out of the airport and I saw a woman riding a donkey on the side of the road and a Mercedes passing us on the other.

We went to Marakesh and as soon as we walked into the big bizarre area, before I knew it I had a green snake around my neck. I just looked at my fiance and that was enough for him to know that I wanted it off of me NOW!

We went to see the monkeys in the Atlas Mountains and as I was so nicely peeling the banana for the sweet little monkey, he grabbed the bunch of bananas that I set down on the bench. I guess I was taking too long.

[ya falaha! 0]

LOL....My family has American toilets but they don't flush! I held it (#2) for days. Boy did I get the stomach cramps! Finally I broke down and asked how I would get rid of the evidence if the toilet doesn't flush. The funny part was...I wanted to wait until we went out to do the "deed" but everytime I had access to a flushing toilet I got stage fright. I can't even do that here in a public restroom unless I know for sure no one will walk in the restroom.

The toilets-I had no idea how to use them. I would hold it and wait until we found a coffee that had 'american' toilets. After days of that, I gave in. I made my fiance show me how to use them (with his clothes on).

I'll never forget the first time we drove out of the airport and I saw a woman riding a donkey on the side of the road and a Mercedes passing us on the other.

We went to Marakesh and as soon as we walked into the big bizarre area, before I knew it I had a green snake around my neck. I just looked at my fiance and that was enough for him to know that I wanted it off of me NOW!

We went to see the monkeys in the Atlas Mountains and as I was so nicely peeling the banana for the sweet little monkey, he grabbed the bunch of bananas that I set down on the bench. I guess I was taking too long.

[jordanianprincess 0]

I think Sarah needs to get you a copy of that book "Everyone Poops"

LOL....My family has American toilets but they don't flush! I held it (#2) for days. Boy did I get the stomach cramps! Finally I broke down and asked how I would get rid of the evidence if the toilet doesn't flush. The funny part was...I wanted to wait until we went out to do the "deed" but everytime I had access to a flushing toilet I got stage fright. I can't even do that here in a public restroom unless I know for sure no one will walk in the restroom.

The toilets-I had no idea how to use them. I would hold it and wait until we found a coffee that had 'american' toilets. After days of that, I gave in. I made my fiance show me how to use them (with his clothes on).

I'll never forget the first time we drove out of the airport and I saw a woman riding a donkey on the side of the road and a Mercedes passing us on the other.

We went to Marakesh and as soon as we walked into the big bizarre area, before I knew it I had a green snake around my neck. I just looked at my fiance and that was enough for him to know that I wanted it off of me NOW!

We went to see the monkeys in the Atlas Mountains and as I was so nicely peeling the banana for the sweet little monkey, he grabbed the bunch of bananas that I set down on the bench. I guess I was taking too long.

[sarah and hicham 3]

I think you need to read Everyone Poops, but also How to Poop at Work.

[ya falaha! 0]

LOL..we have two restrooms at work. The one downstairs is usually empty so that's the designated pooping room. We have very judgemental ladies here who will report when the restroom stinks. I don't need them to report on Kara laying one out big time.

[AichaKandisha 0]

I think you need to read Everyone Poops, but also How to Poop at Work.

And where would one find these books...you know...in case I know someone that would need them?

[sarah and hicham 3]

Well I think you should implement the use of "after poop spray" in the bathroom, or maybe just carry something in your pocket. Or you could light a match. Everyone likes the smell of burnt poop.

[doodlebug 3]

#2. We took the Superjet to Cairo with my SIL, Fayroz.

Whoooooa...dudette....y'all have a "superjet"???

[sarah and hicham 3]

I think you need to read Everyone Poops, but also How to Poop at Work.

And where would one find these books...you know...in case I know someone that would need them?

I got one from Urban Outfitters a couple of years ago and left it in the bathroom for reading. I'm sure they have them in book stores or at Borders or something like that.

[peezey 0]

Well I think you should implement the use of "after poop spray" in the bathroom, or maybe just carry something in your pocket. Or you could light a match. Everyone likes the smell of burnt poop.

no, no, no, it's Flush As You Go.

[sarah and hicham 3]

Well I think you should implement the use of "after poop spray" in the bathroom, or maybe just carry something in your pocket. Or you could light a match. Everyone likes the smell of burnt poop.

no, no, no, it's Flush As You Go.

hahaha she needs to read "how to poop at work". I swear it will change your life.