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Filed: Country: Pitcairn Islands
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Wasting more time on Reddit, I stumbled on this gem that immediately reminded me of this thread. After I got back from the hospital having overdosed on pure testosterone, I decided to post it here for you, my friends. No wonder I couldn't get an American man. I'm not woman enough to handle them. I have a doctor's note now.

:rofl:

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Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Colombia
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Wasting more time on Reddit, I stumbled on this gem that immediately reminded me of this thread. After I got back from the hospital having overdosed on pure testosterone, I decided to post it here for you, my friends. No wonder I couldn't get an American man. I'm not woman enough to handle them. I have a doctor's note now.

:rofl:

I guess I could post a video of some 350 pound heifers at McDonalds with an American women theme song or put some turtlenecks on the men in the video above with the sprockets theme and call it German men but then some might be offended.

I don't believe it.. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it. -Ford Prefect

Filed: Country: Pitcairn Islands
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I guess I could post a video of some 350 pound heifers at McDonalds with an American women theme song or put some turtlenecks on the men in the video above with the sprockets theme and call it German men but then some might be offended.

:rofl:

Not sure if trolling or someone has not read the thread thoroughly. Whatever it is, it's HILARIOUS. :rofl:

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
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From post #52 in this thread, si man:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/

Some months ago, I came home, and this dialogue ensued:

Mrs. T-B.: I bought you cheap.

T-B.: What did you say?

Mrs. T-B.: I bought you cheap.

T-B.: You bought me cheap? What the dickens does THAT mean? I'm not that cheap. And don't let Immigration hear you say that.

Mrs. T-B.: Cheap, CHEAP! I bought you CHEAP!

Further investigation revealed that she had gone to the store and bought me a bag of potato cheaps, si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Denmark
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Wasting more time on Reddit, I stumbled on this gem that immediately reminded me of this thread. After I got back from the hospital having overdosed on pure testosterone, I decided to post it here for you, my friends. No wonder I couldn't get an American man. I'm not woman enough to handle them. I have a doctor's note now.

:rofl:

:rofl: :rofl:

It is ok, I had a similar thought with this:

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Don't ask me why. :whistle:

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Malaysia
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PS does anyone else think that maybe more laws should be made for the SEX SLAVE TRADE and SEX TOURISTS rather than the commodity thing??? Does anyone else know how many American men and women as well as European men and women travel to these impoverished countries to simply to take advantage of these people??

Why travel to an impoverished country? You can take advantage of impoverished people right here :)

Filed: IR-1/CR-1 Visa Country: Canada
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From post #52 in this thread, si man:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/

Some months ago, I came home, and this dialogue ensued:

Mrs. T-B.: I bought you cheap.

T-B.: What did you say?

Mrs. T-B.: I bought you cheap.

T-B.: You bought me cheap? What the dickens does THAT mean? I'm not that cheap. And don't let Immigration hear you say that.

Mrs. T-B.: Cheap, CHEAP! I bought you CHEAP!

Further investigation revealed that she had gone to the store and bought me a bag of potato cheaps, si man.

:rofl:

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The above is brought up because if, heaven forbid, something happened to Mrs. T-B., I'd look to Ecuador or some area country for someone. This is precisely because an Ecuatoriana would NOT be a commodity to me, but rather someone who would respond in kind if I treated her well. Most of the gringas that I met over many lengthy, dreary years didn't do that, no man.

I feel the same way about traditional Yoruba Women. good.gif

Wow, did you ever miss the point and do an awful lot of assuming. But I've noticed you appear to live in a fantasy life of your own assumptions about everyone here. My ex thought she was entitled, she found out very differently because of the laws. She made some of the very same biased assumptions of being entitled to control everything the marriage to. My state happens to have very fair and unbiased divorce laws, that do not allow either party to take advantage of the other. A lot of people here waste time on lawyers trying to get more than they deserve, only to discover they'll get half the assets and half the debts generated during the marriage in a divorce every time. Heck for a few years they even totally removed spousal support of any kind from the law, then realized spouses that could not support themselves needed some type of aid for a limited time to get on their feet again. But TV hype has women believing they should get the world and be responsible for nothing in a divorce. I've had many female friends walk away from divorce court shocked and pissed after the reality of the law here was given to them in a decree. And their ex husbands didn't have to pay for their ex-wives lawyers either.

Very true.

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
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I feel the same way about traditional Yoruba Women.
And good fortune to you, Brother Gowon, with the hurdles that you're currently facing. Keep the faith, si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 

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