Are you watching the inauguration?

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Smartphones for democrats? That's an oxymoron.

I don't get it. Derp.

[natty bumppo 297]

no, i'm at work because the kenyan needs tax money!

ditto ....

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Can I trade in the abortion voucher for something of use to me, perhaps a few lottery tickets?

Hmm. I think the only replacements they have is a free green card for the immigrant of your choice. Choose wisely.

[Teddy B 17,252]

I don't get it. Derp.

I'm just glad neither you nor my wife get to cast a vote. We have enough socialistic propoganda in this country all ready.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

I'm just glad neither you nor my wife get to cast a vote. We have enough socialistic propoganda in this country all ready.

I wasn't supposed to vote? Oh god. I've made a huge mistake..

[Teddy B 17,252]

Hmm. I think the only replacements they have is a free green card for the immigrant of your choice. Choose wisely.

I already used mine on a Canadian, I shoulda went RUB like all the real American men do.

I wasn't supposed to vote? Oh god. I've made a huge mistake..

Too late now, the damage is done. We've got a Kenyan in the whitehouse.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Yes, the campaign speech is on in the background. I wonder what office he is running for.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Yes, the campaign speech is on in the background. I wonder what office he is running for.

King of the World.

[JohnR! 5,495]

I wasn't supposed to vote? Oh god. I've made a huge mistake..

:rofl: :rofl:

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I already used mine on a Canadian, I shoulda went RUB like all the real American men do.

[Usui Takumi 1,562]

I'm at work, so I can pay taxes so that they that will go towards the entitled who are mooching off the government and watching the inauguration.

Same.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

I don't get it. Derp.

Well you passed the Democrat test then

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Well you passed the Democrat test then

What's on the Republican test? The inability to detect when someone's joking?

[Teddy B 17,252]

Well you passed the Democrat test then

Oh Snap!!

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Took my wife and daughter to Bush Gardens today so we didn't have a chance to watch the inauguration. Interesting thing, though. Earlier this morning before we left home, it was inauguration coverage on channel 8 (NBC), channel 10 (CBS) and channel 28 (ABC). The only channel where they ran regular American programming - which is to say Kenyan free programming - was channel 13 (FOX). No kidding. People watching the local Fox channel this morning would never know that the inauguration took place today.