FOX NEWS shutting down on Monday

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Fox News to Shut Down for Routine Maintenance Monday Morning at 11:30

NEW YORK — Fox News Channel announced today that it would shut down for what it called “routine maintenance” Monday morning at 11:30 E.T.

Fox News president Roger Ailes explained the timing of the shutdown, which will be the first in the history of the network: “We wanted to pick a time when we were positive nothing would be happening that our viewers would want to see.”

Mr. Ailes said that Fox had considered shutting down only once before, exactly four years earlier on January 20, 2009, and later regretted the decision to continue broadcasting that day: “It turned out that no Fox viewers wanted to watch TV that day. And I mean none.”

According to Mr. Ailes, for the twelve hours Fox News is off the air on Monday the network will broadcast a continuous photomontage of white people.

“Regular viewers of Fox probably won’t notice anything unusual,” he said.

After the routine maintenance is completed, Mr. Ailes said, Fox News will return to the air Tuesday morning with its regular broadcast schedule: “For Fox viewers, it will be like Monday never happened.”

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Better tell Megyn Kelly and Bill Hemmer, or they will standing out there in the old for nothing.

[decocker 7,198]

preemptive damage control. one of them is bound to say something damaging to pr. personally, i think they should stay up and running and invite larry ward to cohost..

[scotinmass 588]

Remember all those 1.20.2013 end of an error bumper stickers? *snigger*

Edited January 19, 2013 by scotinmass

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Remember all those 1.20.2013 end of an error bumper stickers? *snigger*

You mean like the ever popular, "Don't go from making one mistake, to a bigger mistake!" bumper stickers?

[scotinmass 588]

You mean like the ever popular, "Don't go from making one mistake, to a bigger mistake!" bumper stickers?

There's a bumper sticker for every occasion.

All they do is lower the resale value of your car.

[Karee 4,191]

There's a bumper sticker for every occasion.

All they do is lower the resale value of your car.

They need to come out with a bumper sticker that says, "Only morons put bumper stickers on their car"

Edited January 19, 2013 by Karee

[scotinmass 588]

[Karee 4,191]

Is that Kip's Toyota?

[scotinmass 588]

Is that Kip's Toyota?

If it wasn't for the Florida plate I'd think it was!

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

They come off easily with a hair dryer. When I worked for a dealer, as soon as a trade-in was taken in, the first thing you do is search the whole thing for treasure, then rip off all the stickers.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

false and misleading baiting post .. Reported

[Karee 4,191]

They come off easily with a hair dryer. When I worked for a dealer, as soon as a trade-in was taken in, the first thing you do is search the whole thing for treasure, then rip off all the stickers.

Good to know. I'll have to remember that.

What do they do about the difference in paint color where the bumper sticker used to be?

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Good to know. I'll have to remember that.

What do they do about the difference in paint color where the bumper sticker used to be?

Goop-Off to get rid of the glue residue. Buffing and waxing should even out the color.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Remember all those 1.20.2013 end of an error bumper stickers? *snigger*

These?