Yardies, at home and a farrin'

[Ms Squitto 0]

Y'all got me crackin' up over here and mi nah do none a di people dem work

[Minfay 0]

All of a sudden, Roy is putting mayonaise on everything....along with ketchup and barbeque sauce....whatever............

[brownnskinn 0]

I agree sense David hs gotten here he has had mor aliments....Last night when I was summoned to bed, and ordered to massage an aching muscle. He had the nerve to complain. You call ya sef a nurse, wha ya tek mi fa a cow He thought I was being to rough So mi turn mi bac, he who nah like mi message can %#* off.....He starts rubbing my thigh, honey his and that.... Fast foward earlier calls wants mi to tek some ice wata fi drink wit de lunch. hima seh tust mi, mi leg pain up fi ture, you really hurt mi rey rey, mi a seh goay!!....yeh nah complain when ya ask mi to ride on the likkle ting from a bac way last night...all 2#% pounds a mi, so mi nah want to hear it!!....He could not help but to laugh.....

WWWOOOOIIEEEEEE

Yuh naah easy my girl

I love the way she says "summoned to bed" and "ordered to massage".... oh to be a fly on the wall in Dee and Dave's house

Me too

Girl everyda...well most days he has me laughing till I'm weak he's so funny I guess it is kinda rubbing off on me.

[Yaads 0]

I agree sense David hs gotten here he has had mor aliments....Last night when I was summoned to bed, and ordered to massage an aching muscle. He had the nerve to complain. You call ya sef a nurse, wha ya tek mi fa a cow He thought I was being to rough So mi turn mi bac, he who nah like mi message can %#* off.....He starts rubbing my thigh, honey his and that.... Fast foward earlier calls wants mi to tek some ice wata fi drink wit de lunch. hima seh tust mi, mi leg pain up fi ture, you really hurt mi rey rey, mi a seh goay!!....yeh nah complain when ya ask mi to ride on the likkle ting from a bac way last night...all 2#% pounds a mi, so mi nah want to hear it!!....He could not help but to laugh.....

WWWOOOOIIEEEEEE

Yuh naah easy my girl

No you didn't say ie lillie (likkle) LOL LOL

We were both standing in the parking lot just laughing, people were looking at us funny

[Jonesie 1]

Y'all got me crackin' up over here and mi nah do none a di people dem work

Me neidda

[Ms Squitto 0]

All of a sudden, Roy is putting mayonaise on everything....along with ketchup and barbeque sauce....whatever............

Squito puts ketchup and hot sauce on EVERYTHING!!! even salad

[ricardoswife 0]

This weekend... i don't know. i get the feeling Cardo has something planned for me cuz he was asking bout our friends keeping the boys. I told him the other day that I refuse to drop this baby until he takes me somewhere this summer without the boys!

[brownnskinn 0]

Y'all got me crackin' up over here and mi nah do none a di people dem work

I haven't near finished my housewife duties.

[Jonesie 1]

All of a sudden, Roy is putting mayonaise on everything....along with ketchup and barbeque sauce....whatever............

Yuck

I don't do mayonnaise, sour cream, guacamole, cream cheese, cottage cheese - basically its a texture and color thing (I know weird hun )

All of a sudden, Roy is putting mayonaise on everything....along with ketchup and barbeque sauce....whatever............

Squito puts ketchup and hot sauce on EVERYTHING!!! even salad

If he don't put ketchup on his food somethin wrong...girl I put some salmon in my rotisserie and after squeezing lemon juice on the fillets he put ketchup on it

[Shemmy 4]

Squitto, I'll be calling you...

Holla

This is kinda random, but...I really love that Shakira "Hips Don't Lie" Song...

I love that song too.

You guys are cracking me up

I am domestic challenged so I have NEVER tried to cook rice. Damien put me in charge of the drinks, the meat sometimes and the sides.

[Yaads 0]

I think I got the odd model of the Jamaican when it comes to rice. We have had both Basmati rice and Jasmine (sticky) rice and he prefers the sticky rice when we make rice and peas..."that way the gravy doesn't go all over the plate" We use coconut milk and the red water from the can if we use a can...that way the rice and peas is the "right" color.

He always stirs his rice with a spoon and he likes the way I cook rice better...how did I luck out

Y'all got me crackin' up over here and mi nah do none a di people dem work

Me neidda

No comment

[Jonesie 1]

Squitto, I'll be calling you...

Holla

This is kinda random, but...I really love that Shakira "Hips Don't Lie" Song...

I love that song too.

I like Shakira but cannot stand Wyclef

[Yaads 0]

All of a sudden, Roy is putting mayonaise on everything....along with ketchup and barbeque sauce....whatever............

Yuck

I don't do mayonnaise, sour cream, guacamole, cream cheese, cottage cheese - basically its a texture and color thing (I know weird hun )

All of a sudden, Roy is putting mayonaise on everything....along with ketchup and barbeque sauce....whatever............

Squito puts ketchup and hot sauce on EVERYTHING!!! even salad

If he don't put ketchup on his food somethin wrong...girl I put some salmon in my rotisserie and after squeezing lemon juice on the fillets he put ketchup on it

We have 4 bottles of ketchup in our cupboard and 1 in the fridge...the big kinds. Its ketchup with everything. Lets just say when we went out for a really fancy dinner with my family when we just got married and he ordered prime rib (20 odd dollars ) and everyones face just dropped when he asked the waiter for the ketchup

[Shemmy 4]

All of a sudden, Roy is putting mayonaise on everything....along with ketchup and barbeque sauce....whatever............

Squito puts ketchup and hot sauce on EVERYTHING!!! even salad

Damien too. It drives me And he make a sandwich out of everything. When he first got here, I came home from work and he was eating lasgnsa (sp) sandwich. Then I asked how many slices of bread he had that day and he said 12!!! My a@@ got bigger just from listening.

[Jonesie 1]

Question:

Does your man really know how to swim or does he just play inna di wata?

We went snorkeling and the water was about 15 feet deep, if not more. I cannot swim to save my life. He claimed he could. We get out of the water and guess who had on lifevest, and wouldn't let go of the side of the boat?

Damien too. It drives me And he make a sandwich out of everything. When he first got here, I came home from work and he was eating lasgnsa (sp) sandwich. Then I asked how many slices of bread he had that day and he said 12!!! My a@@ got bigger just from listening.

A loaf of bread lasts about 4 days - in a good week. For somebody that don't like sandwiches, he sure love bread. I don't like white but I buy that for him.

Crackin up @ lasagna sandwich!

I think I got the odd model of the Jamaican when it comes to rice

I just caught that

Edited May 25, 2006 by Jonesie