In Case the Mayans are Right......

[Obama 2012 1,714]

It's been fun b1tching at all of you, cursing you for political stupidity, and having a lot of fun with it all at the same time!

Have fun in the next life, as dirt, or whatever the hell you believe will happen to you.

[rlogan 2,036]

It's been fun b1tching at all of you, cursing you for political stupidity, and having a lot of fun with it all at the same time!

Have fun in the next life, as dirt, or whatever the hell you believe will happen to you.

Why is anyone with an IQ over 50 so stupid, so lacking of initiative and critical thinking, to be unable to determine for themselves that the Mayans never said the world would end?

It's appalling. This stupid meme was started by new-age con artists. It isn't disgusting to me that people think the world will end. It is disgusting to see people falsely accrediting the meme to the Mayans - a people so advanced they could put forward a calendar with an incredible degree of accuracy that far into the future.

[Captain Oates 911]

Why is anyone with an IQ over 50 so stupid, so lacking of initiative and critical thinking, to be unable to determine for themselves that the Mayans never said the world would end?

It's appalling. This stupid meme was started by new-age con artists. It isn't disgusting to me that people think the world will end. It is disgusting to see people falsely accrediting the meme to the Mayans - a people so advanced they could put forward a calendar with an incredible degree of accuracy that far into the future.

I think it's great - the Mormons came knocking on my door and I convinced them to give me everything they had

Wanna buy a briefcase and some shiny shoes ?

[scotinmass 588]

Why is anyone with an IQ over 50 so stupid, so lacking of initiative and critical thinking, to be unable to determine for themselves that the Mayans never said the world would end?

It's appalling. This stupid meme was started by new-age con artists. It isn't disgusting to me that people think the world will end. It is disgusting to see people falsely accrediting the meme to the Mayans - a people so advanced they could put forward a calendar with an incredible degree of accuracy that far into the future.

You'll be sorry tomorrow when the world ends. But we won't be around to say I told you so.

[Captain Oates 911]

You'll be sorry tomorrow when the world ends. But we won't be around to say I told you so.

I have out-foxed the mayans - I set my computer time back a year and took it off auto daylight saving

I will be the only survivor

Edited December 20, 2012 by Captain Oates

[scotinmass 588]

I have out-foxed em - I set my computer time back a year and took it off auto daylight saving

I will be the only survivor

Hail to the King!

It's already the 21st in the UK and I've just heard from my buddy over there so it's looking good

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

It's been real. Know this: I loved each and every one of you, in some fashion or another.

Also, I'm really a 6ft tall dude named Sully living outside of Boston in my mom's basement. I guess I can reveal that now that the Apocalypse is nigh.

[Captain Oates 911]

It's been real. Know this: I loved each and every one of you, in some fashion or another.

Also, I'm really a 6ft tall dude named Sully living outside of Boston in my mom's basement. I guess I can reveal that now that the Apocalypse is nigh.

MAV...of the elms...here is my advice on political discourse in case I die and you live coz of your mayan blood

Strolling so gaily down Bowling Green,

This gay youth you might have seen;

Maginnis and I with a girl between,

But, oh! what a surprise.

I praised the Republicans frank and free,

Maginnis got angry quite speedily,

And in a moment be handed me

Two lovely black eyes.

Chorus.

Two lovely black eyes,

Oh! what a surprise;

Only for telling a man he was wrong,

Two lovely black eyes.

The next time I argued I thought it jest

To give the Republican's a rest;

So the merits of Henry George I pressed,

But, oh! what a surprise.

The man I had met was from Tammany true,

Nothing the workingmen right could do,

This was my share of that argument too,

Two lovely black eyes.-Chorus.

The moral you've caught, there is no doubt,

Never on politics rave or shout;

Leave it to others to fight it out,

If you would be wise.

Better by far it is to let

Republicans and Democrats alone, you bet,

Unless you are willing and anxious to get

Two lovely black eyes.-Chorus.

Edited December 21, 2012 by Captain Oates

[rlogan 2,036]

Ignorance is invincible.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

I think it's great - the Mormons came knocking on my door and I convinced them to give me everything they had

Wanna buy a briefcase and some shiny shoes ?

[dalegg 143]

Well, its now the 21st all over the Mayan empire. Anyone got any fiances over there to check on things? Then again, maybe we are jumping the gun and they meant the 21st is the last day, so we really have to wait another day.

[TBoneTX 45,284]

I never achieved my life's goal, which was to hijack a beer truck (fully stocked), sigh man.

I want to be reincarnated as a bull, so that I can go through a china shop; or as a giant clam on the bottom of the ocean (so that I can be "happy as a..."); or as an industrial-sized South American boa constrictor, hanging by my tail from a jungle tree until lunch walked by in the form of a human being or a donkey, in which event I would swoop down, swallow it whole, and nap in a complete torpor for 3 days during the digestion process, burp man.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Suppose they were wrong, eh?

[B_J 2,752]

Is the world supposed to end when the 21st begins anywhere on the planet? Or is it when every place is on the 21st? Or is it when the last place is still on the 21st? I'm going to be on pins and needles all day waiting to see how this ends.

I just hope it doesn't end while I'm at work. I'd hate to think of spending my last hours working? Maybe I'll just procrastinate all day long. I have no problem postponing everything until tomorrow when there is no tomorrow.

[sly_wolf 199]

I saw a zombie today. Wait .... that's just the norm around here.