Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

[hampster 0]

EL CERRITO, Calif.

A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon,

after police found him outdoors — naked —

and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path,

near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure.

But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about,

Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene.

Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week,

was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations,

indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick

and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon.

That's a stabbing instrument, Horgan said.

It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for.

A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night,

did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer.

Cheers Paul

[Mags 112]

This is going to be good......

[YuAndDan 153]

Why do really strange things like that happen in California? Maybe that counts on the 3 strikes rule? Lets hope its his third strike.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

My wife's uncle works at a prison - and apparently the 'shiv' up the butt is quite common.

Edited November 4, 2006 by erekose

[Tim and Bethanie 1]

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path,

near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure.

But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about,

Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

Suspicion that he might have been naked and masturbating?????

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Suspicion that he might have been naked and masturbating?????

Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the #######. That's my policy.

The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?

Harry Callahan: When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Edited November 4, 2006 by erekose

[Veiled Princess 1]

after police found him outdoors — naked —

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path,

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure.

[PlatyPius 5]

Why do really strange things like that happen in California? Maybe that counts on the 3 strikes rule? Lets hope its his third strike.

Because California is home of the freaks.

[almaty 19]

My wife's uncle works at a prison - and apparently the 'shiv' up the butt is quite common.

also, ol' one eye too

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

My wife's uncle works at a prison - and apparently the 'shiv' up the butt is quite common.

also, ol' one eye too

Apparently a 'game' among prisoners is to break the head of a toothbrush, sharpen it on the tile floor and use it to cut open the loose skin around the ####### and see how many marbles they can fit in there.

[almaty 19]

My wife's uncle works at a prison - and apparently the 'shiv' up the butt is quite common.

also, ol' one eye too

Apparently a 'game' among prisoners is to break the head of a toothbrush, sharpen it on the tile floor and use it to cut open the loose skin around the ####### and see how many marbles they can fit in there.

damn, you think they come up with a better hobby

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

My wife's uncle works at a prison - and apparently the 'shiv' up the butt is quite common.

also, ol' one eye too

Apparently a 'game' among prisoners is to break the head of a toothbrush, sharpen it on the tile floor and use it to cut open the loose skin around the ####### and see how many marbles they can fit in there.

damn, you think they come up with a better hobby

Probably. When I was told this I had a sudden, vivid image of all these tattooed up prisoners comparing their bulging members in the showers. Nasty.

[meauxna 15]

Apparently a 'game' among prisoners is to break the head of a toothbrush, sharpen it on the tile floor and use it to cut open the loose skin around the ####### and see how many marbles they can fit in there.

I'll probably go to heck for asking this, but ...

Where do they get the marbles?