Boring Stuff About My Life

[SAT 9,609]

Tiff wasn't that excited either...Or she hid it well...

My next dilemma, what's for dinner...What are you guys having?

[SAT 9,609]

I made a cup of Taliban tea...

[Dr. Obvious 49]

Tiff wasn't that excited either...Or she hid it well...

My next dilemma, what's for dinner...What are you guys having?

Chicken and mushroom risotto w/side salad. Friday nights are always pizza nights. Next day eggplant parmesan with green beans (maybe...). Sunday salmon with Brussels sprouts and potatoes. I could go on.

Meal planner checking in, which reminds me I have to get some bread made or my husband won't have anything for lunch tomorrow.

[Amby 490]

today I had a post removed for using bad language even though the "bad language" looked like this ##### or something

[SAT 9,609]

Chicken and mushroom risotto w/side salad. Friday nights are always pizza nights. Next day eggplant parmesan with green beans (maybe...). Sunday salmon with Brussels sprouts and potatoes. I could go on.

Meal planner checking in, which reminds me I have to get some bread made or my husband won't have anything for lunch tomorrow.

wow man....That's cool. Over here it's "play it by ear" lol

today I had a post removed for using bad language even though the "bad language" looked like this ##### or something

You mean F&%^$ing like this?

[Dr. Obvious 49]

You mean F&%^$ing like this?

I don’t give a ###### who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ###### life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ###### pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ###### back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a ###### how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ###### guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ###### show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the ###### out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ###### heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ###### car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ###### destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ###### hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ###### resuscitate you and kill you again myself you ######-faced f##. Welcome to hell, population: you

learned a word is NOT censored

Edited February 7, 2013 by Wacken

[Dr. Obvious 49]

I keep waiting for those copypastas to get old, but they don't.

[SAT 9,609]

I don’t give a ###### who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ###### life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ###### pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ###### back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a ###### how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ###### guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ###### show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the ###### out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ###### heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ###### car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ###### destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ###### hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ###### resuscitate you and kill you again myself you ######-faced f##. Welcome to hell, population: you

learned a word is NOT censored

You forgot the part where you'll ignite the gas and blow up his ##### house, and sprinkle agent orange where it used to stand, so not a #### thing will ever grow on it again for the rest of ##### eternity...

[SAT 9,609]

OK now that I've completely ran outta nonsense to talk about, may be I'll go to another thread and actually try to act like I'm useful.....

[Dr. Obvious 49]

This is the original internet tough guy copypasta that is equally hilarious:

What the ###### did you just ###### say about me, you little ######? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ###### out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ###### words. You think you can get away with saying that ###### to me over the Internet? Think again, ######. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ###### dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable #### off the face of the continent, you little ######. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ###### tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will ###### fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ###### dead, kiddo.

They can be edited into whatever you want and some of the children are great.

Edited February 7, 2013 by Wacken

[SAT 9,609]

This is the original internet tough guy copypasta that is equally hilarious:

What the ###### did you just ###### say about me, you little ######? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ###### out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ###### words. You think you can get away with saying that ###### to me over the Internet? Think again, ######. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ###### dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable #### off the face of the continent, you little ######. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ###### tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will ###### fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ###### dead, kiddo.

They can be edited into whatever you want and some of the children are great.

You better watch it, he'll kill you with a wet roll of toilet paper...

and how could he be the top sniper when I'm the top sniper? lol......

I am tho, a former Marine, and quite proud

[Novembro 1,763]

I don’t give a ###### who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ###### life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ###### pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ###### back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a ###### how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ###### guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ###### show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the ###### out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ###### heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ###### car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ###### destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ###### hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ###### resuscitate you and kill you again myself you ######-faced f##. Welcome to hell, population: you

learned a word is NOT censored

omg I love you for this.

K for your information, #######, I have seen a lion. And not one of your ####### ### queen of the jungle homoerotic #####-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and ####. Don't pull your ####### wierd ### african voodoo hypnosis ####### on me when you don't even know ####### you're talking about.

[Novembro 1,763]

My rainbow hydrafex pre-mounting to his base and sealing him

Bamf. I love that. Ali thinks he's going to teach me how to paint; he even got me a Witch King model for Christmas. Little does he know my patience extends about as far as my attention span.

[SAT 9,609]

what time is high tea in England?

never mind I just found out, thank you google...

[Novembro 1,763]

I don't even know what time that is.