Boring Stuff About My Life

[JTB11 1,079]

I once found a dead bug in my M&Ms....got a new big box of them..without bugs.....for free. Also, won 20 pounds of chocolate a while back and XXL hoodie...probably so that I have something to wear after I am done with the chocolate...

Nice work on the gas talk, I needed the laugh. Speaking of which......you know how everyone remembers their first kiss, I remember his first gas while I am in the room.....I thought it was Khloe the puppy so I gave her a bad look and he just kinda coughs and goes "ehm...that was me....kind of slipped out" oh the memories /dreamysigh

[The Mean Lady 604]

I once found a dead bug in my M&Ms....got a new big box of them..without bugs.....for free. Also, won 20 pounds of chocolate a while back and XXL hoodie...probably so that I have something to wear after I am done with the chocolate...

Nice work on the gas talk, I needed the laugh. Speaking of which......you know how everyone remembers their first kiss, I remember his first gas while I am in the room.....I thought it was Khloe the puppy so I gave her a bad look and he just kinda coughs and goes "ehm...that was me....kind of slipped out" oh the memories /dreamysigh

For my first kiss, he planted a quick one on me and then pushed me out of the car.

Seriously. Pushed me. Out.

It wasn't moving.

[Dr. Obvious 49]

he musta thought you had the coodies....

I have only dated nerds who often ended up friendzoned from their own experience, so I know if I want this to go where I want it to, I have to be somewhat aggressive. Otherwise, they are paralyzed with the fear I am not interested. But I knew they were interested and that's where the fun was for me.

Edited February 4, 2013 by Wacken

[Dr. Obvious 49]

For my first kiss, he planted a quick one on me and then pushed me out of the car.

Seriously. Pushed me. Out.

It wasn't moving.

Our men know what women want.

[JTB11 1,079]

For my first kiss, he planted a quick one on me and then pushed me out of the car.

Seriously. Pushed me. Out.

It wasn't moving.

......!

I have only dated nerds who often ended up friendzoned from their own experience, so I know if I want this to go where I want it to, I have to be somewhat aggressive. Otherwise, they are paralyzed with the fear I am not interested. But I knew they were interested and that's where the fun was for me.

Das ist so Evil, ja ja

[Dr. Obvious 49]

Das ist so Evil, ja ja

My husband had been friendzoned a lot. I couldn't figure out the exact reason why myself, beyond the general metalhead, computer nerd/gamer aspect of him. He had the best goat beard when I met him. I guess that only appeals to oddballs like myself.

Edited February 4, 2013 by Wacken

[The Mean Lady 604]

My husband had been friendzoned a lot. I couldn't figure out the exact reason why myself, beyond the general metalhead, computer nerd/gamer aspect of him. He had the best goat beard when I met him. I guess that only appeals to oddballs like myself.

I think of my husband as a manslut.

It's only recently that I figured out he hasn't slept with as many people as I thought he did.

[N-o-l-a 7,169]

My husband had been friendzoned a lot. I couldn't figure out the exact reason why myself, beyond the general metalhead, computer nerd/gamer aspect of him. He had the best goat beard when I met him. I guess that only appeals to oddballs like myself.

Mine wasn't even friendzoned, he has no female friends and Danish women really never gave him a second look. I happen to think he is perfect and meets all the American criteria for super awesome: tall, handy, strong, blue collar, good provider, etc. but maybe it isn't what women here look for? I have yet to dive that deep into the culture that I can explain it. Maybe it is like how me being a single mother was largely the kiss of death in American dating?

[Dr. Obvious 49]

Mine wasn't even friendzoned, he has no female friends and Danish women really never gave him a second look. I happen to think he is perfect and meets all the American criteria for super awesome: tall, handy, strong, blue collar, good provider, etc. but maybe it isn't what women here look for? I have yet to dive that deep into the culture that I can explain it. Maybe it is like how me being a single mother was largely the kiss of death in American dating?

Got me. He is still in contact with at least one of these women (I've met her and she is nice enough). She is still looking for her dream man, whatever that is. She has a very successful career, money, nice house, but she only cares about bad boy looks and finds some real losers to be with. Whines to my husband every now and again about how her last boyfriend dumped her for some stocker at Lidl or whatever. She's getting older and is afraid she'll never marry or have kids, but she's not willing to compromise on the bad boy looks issue.

[N-o-l-a 7,169]

Got me. He is still in contact with at least one of these women (I've met her and she is nice enough). She is still looking for her dream man, whatever that is. She has a very successful career, money, nice house, but she only cares about bad boy looks and finds some real losers to be with. Whines to my husband every now and again about how her last boyfriend dumped her for some stocker at Lidl or whatever. She's getting older and is afraid she'll never marry or have kids, but she's not willing to compromise on the bad boy looks issue.

Lidl, we have that! My SIL works at Aldi, which I think is pretty similar.

I'm cooking something new for dinner tonight and I am worried. I've made stir fry terriyaki meat before, not never in the oven...it looks weird.

[The Mean Lady 604]

My stepsister stole the guy I was majorly crushing on when I was 17.

They dated on and off for 5 years until married.

Less than a year after they were married, he up and leaves her and moves to wyoming.

Basically has a mid life crisis (grew up majorly christian as a pastor's son)

He decided he wanted to smoke pot and get drunk all day with a bunch of other christian mid-life-crisisees.

After like 4 years, I think they are finally divorced.

Lesson Learned?

Don't steal your best friend's crush.

You'll end up divorced.

Now she's trying to pull that YEAH IM AWESOME I DONT NEED A MAN! but I know she cries herself to sleep every night.

My mom has a best friend who is obviously her age, like 46 or something and has never had a real boyfriend.

And her cat died a few years ago.

That is the saddest life I could possibly picture for myself.

Not that I need a man to survive, but jesus, completely alone at 46 coming home every night to an empty house?

She doesn't even have internet faster than dial up.

What does that woman do with herself?!

Lidl, we have that! My SIL works at Aldi, which I think is pretty similar.

I'm cooking something new for dinner tonight and I am worried. I've made stir fry terriyaki meat before, not never in the oven...it looks weird.

YAY ALDI!

[SAT 9,609]

Lidl, we have that! My SIL works at Aldi, which I think is pretty similar.

I'm cooking something new for dinner tonight and I am worried. I've made stir fry terriyaki meat before, not never in the oven...it looks weird.

If you dress up like a Geisha and serve it, he wont care how the terriyaki came out...

[JTB11 1,079]

We got Lidl too and Billa !!! ...Good wheat buns or whatever they are called but not much else to chose from....then again, my parents live in the middle of nowhere....as for the joke...."God was going around smiting places as it was the end of the world, arrived to the village my parents live in, looked around and goes - Oh ya I have already been here and leaves". Yup that sums it up.

Terriyaki mmmm let us know how it turned out !! I want some good tea with lavender honey for dinner (yes, I am weird)

OMG my mother has a friend like that too...she lives right across the street....all she did in her whole life is take care of her mother and now her mother passed away and she is just alone never had a man.....it just feels sad...and she has no cat either.....I think one day she was so frustrated she went out and chopped down a tree in front of her house.....I wonder if your mom's friend chops away trees too ....

If you dress up like a Geisha and serve it, he wont care how the terriyaki came out...

[The Mean Lady 604]

We got Lidl too and Billa !!! ...Good wheat buns or whatever they are called but not much else to chose from....then again, my parents live in the middle of nowhere....as for the joke...."God was going around smiting places as it was the end of the world, arrived to the village my parents live in, looked around and goes - Oh ya I have already been here and leaves". Yup that sums it up.

Terriyaki mmmm let us know how it turned out !! I want some good tea with lavender honey for dinner (yes, I am weird)

OMG my mother has a friend like that too...she lives right across the street....all she did in her whole life is take care of her mother and now her mother passed away and she is just alone never had a man.....it just feels sad...and she has no cat either.....I think one day she was so frustrated she went out and chopped down a tree in front of her house.....I wonder if your mom's friend chops away trees too ....

She lives in a condo so no tree chopping for her!

Plus shes... cough... fat... so... would probably get tired anyways.

[N-o-l-a 7,169]

My stepsister stole the guy I was majorly crushing on when I was 17.

They dated on and off for 5 years until married.

Less than a year after they were married, he up and leaves her and moves to wyoming.

Basically has a mid life crisis (grew up majorly christian as a pastor's son)

He decided he wanted to smoke pot and get drunk all day with a bunch of other christian mid-life-crisisees.

After like 4 years, I think they are finally divorced.

Lesson Learned?

Don't steal your best friend's crush.

You'll end up divorced.

Now she's trying to pull that YEAH IM AWESOME I DONT NEED A MAN! but I know she cries herself to sleep every night.

My mom has a best friend who is obviously her age, like 46 or something and has never had a real boyfriend.

And her cat died a few years ago.

That is the saddest life I could possibly picture for myself.

Not that I need a man to survive, but jesus, completely alone at 46 coming home every night to an empty house?

She doesn't even have internet faster than dial up.

What does that woman do with herself?!

YAY ALDI!

Actually Aldi and Lidl kind of piss me off because there is nowhere to bag your stuff and you have to put it back in your cart and then bag it. The one Aldi I went to in America had the same thing. Weird.

I don't know about the being in your 40s and alone. Since hitting puberty, I don't think I've been alone for more than 3 or 4 months. I think it would be sad, but you'd probably get used to it.

I have a 48ish year old cousin who is a Jehovah's Witness who has never had a girlfriend. I think that is kind of sad.

If you dress up like a Geisha and serve it, he wont care how the terriyaki came out...

He might prefer it if I dressed like a Valkyrie.