Boring Stuff About My Life

[The Mean Lady 604]

It is always odd for me to consider how we got together myself. I remember the car ride back to his house, he was explaining everything there was to know about the Wesermarsch, and all I was thinking "D*MN, he's even hotter in person. I'd hit that again and again and again!"

It wasn't that we just got drunk per se. We got back to his house and he was throwing a LAN party there. Then his friends decided that they wanted to go to the little carnival that was in town, so he asked me if I wanted to go. I said sure. As soon as we got there, he started showing me all the regional drinks (he was very proud) and I had had a very hard day, so screw it, I was getting wasted. For about 1.5 hours, he insisted he could not drink as he had driven his father's car there, but after some time he relented and suddenly had several bottles of Jever out of nowhere. After another hour or so, the sun had finally completely set and he asked me if he could take me somewhere. I told him sure. So we walked for some distance away from the carnival. He helped me over a fence and we walked over the dike to a beach on the Weser. It was incredible. Night was warm, the moon almost full and high in the sky, we were both alone and feeling pretty good. We had some entertaining conversation. He asked me how I spoke English all the time because it was so hard. I laughed and we kissed for the first time. He asked if we had to have sex. HAHAHAHAHA! #######, no?! I almost pissed myself then from laughing so hard. So then we spent the rest of the night talking about everything and nothing. The sun started to rise and we had sobered up, so walked back to the car and went back to his house. After that, we were nearly inseparable the rest of the time I was in Germany.

can someone please make your relationship into a movie?

i drove 7.5 hours to meet my husband as a friend at a hotel

he stayed in the same bed as me though we never so much as hugged

i made him watch tlc for two days straight

he didnt use the bathroom once

we walked to mcdonalds at one point and he got me a happy meal

i still have the toy.

he didnt pull any moves on me so i thought he wasnt interested

on the drive back, i texted my ex and askedif he wanted to try to make things work

then an hour later, the canadian says he was afraid to kiss me since he didnt brush his teeth for two days

OOPS!

things eventually worked themselves out.. or didnt work themselves out since i broke up with old boyfriend lol

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

We are watching Constantine. Again.

[Dr. Obvious 49]

can someone please make your relationship into a movie?

i drove 7.5 hours to meet my husband as a friend at a hotel

he stayed in the same bed as me though we never so much as hugged

i made him watch tlc for two days straight

he didnt use the bathroom once

we walked to mcdonalds at one point and he got me a happy meal

i still have the toy.

he didnt pull any moves on me so i thought he wasnt interested

on the drive back, i texted my ex and askedif he wanted to try to make things work

then an hour later, the canadian says he was afraid to kiss me since he didnt brush his teeth for two days

OOPS!

things eventually worked themselves out.. or didnt work themselves out since i broke up with old boyfriend lol

[JTB11 1,079]

Embarrassing fact of the day - in Vanilla, I used to play almost every waking minute that I wasn't cleaning or cooking. Then, BC came out and I just hated the game all of a sudden - I mean I had been a fairly good player - I was the best priest in my guild and we were through Naxx, but I just couldn't stand raiding in BC. I played for a couple of months after WOTLK, Cata, and then Pandaria and I do like the changes they made in Pandaria, but I'm just not interested in raiding anymore and PVP bored me long ago after I used to do it all night to get a ranking.

Anyways, when you have kids you kind of need a game you can pause because even in the middle of the night you aren't safe from interruptions.

I cancelled my subscription so its up in April. Pandas are not so much fun for me and all the dailies...../shoot self. Met my fiance on WoW too...we were in the same guild for 4 years before we even spoke a word....lol I suddenly started PvPing to let some waiting frustrations out of my system.

Food story: We went to five guys and I am honestly not used to fast food places...you know, usually I sit down, choose off of a menu and that is it...so we get there and I am standing in front of the guy and he asks me what I want on my burger and I totally freaked out...I was like..."I don't know, why don't you just put stuff that belongs there and will make it taste good" .....I swear , I did not get any burger because I was so confused about what to put on the damn burger, palms sweating, eye twitching...all that stuff (not that bad but you get the idea). /sigh

Update on yesterday: we had an argument over waffles and bacon....

[The Mean Lady 604]

I cancelled my subscription so its up in April. Pandas are not so much fun for me and all the dailies...../shoot self. Met my fiance on WoW too...we were in the same guild for 4 years before we even spoke a word....lol I suddenly started PvPing to let some waiting frustrations out of my system.

Food story: We went to five guys and I am honestly not used to fast food places...you know, usually I sit down, choose off of a menu and that is it...so we get there and I am standing in front of the guy and he asks me what I want on my burger and I totally freaked out...I was like..."I don't know, why don't you just put stuff that belongs there and will make it taste good" .....I swear , I did not get any burger because I was so confused about what to put on the damn burger, palms sweating, eye twitching...all that stuff (not that bad but you get the idea). /sigh

Update on yesterday: we had an argument over waffles and bacon....

We had five guys for the first time in December.

I wasn't impressed.

I mean, it was a good burger, but everyone was RAVING about it and I've had burgers that were just as good and cost less.

I put jalapeno's on my husband's burger and they put RAW JALAPENOS ON IT!

RAAAW! He was disgusted by them because raw ones are so bitter.

Who DOES that?!

I prefer meatheads.

[moemac59 193]

can someone please make your relationship into a movie?

he didnt use the bathroom once

The first weekend that I stayed with my husband, I would turn on the water full force in the morning because I didn't want him to hear me passing wind when I was using the toilet.

My sister told me that when she was first dating her husband, she would try to muffle the sound by placing toilet paper in between her bum cheeks so the sound would not echo in the toilet. I died laughing when she told me this

[The Mean Lady 604]

The first weekend that I stayed with my husband, I would turn on the water full force in the morning because I didn't want him to hear me passing wind when I was using the toilet.

My sister told me that when she was first dating her husband, she would try to muffle the sound by placing toilet paper in between her bum cheeks so the sound would not echo in the toilet. I died laughing when she told me this

It would be very very hard to hide gas from my husband.

I have constant gas. Probably due to my chronic IBS.

It's horrible when we visit his sister, I'm always trying to hold in farts or walk to other parts of the house.

My gas always gets even worse when I leave my house.

Idk if I have nervous gas or something

[moemac59 193]

Lou Malnati's.

Yes please

KDH...I LOVE LOU MAL'S...best za hands down!!!

[JTB11 1,079]

omg that reminds me of the time we went to some crafts and stuff store with my fiancees (i always mess the spelling on this sorry) mom and we go thru the isles, he stays behind and I continued on a bit but then decided I wanted to check for something in the isle, that he stayed in for an unknown reason......apparently, he had copious amounts of gas and couldn't hold it anymore and I walked right into it He was actually blushing !!! It killed me.

and for karma purposes....

one time, he tells me he is going to shower (but being at the pc he kept sitting there and I was dying from tummy pains..) so anyways....30 mins later he finally leaves and I happily bomb the place and he decides to come back for his boxers or something.....I wished there was secret tunnel under the bed.....

[SAT 9,609]

The first weekend that I stayed with my husband, I would turn on the water full force in the morning because I didn't want him to hear me passing wind when I was using the toilet.

My sister told me that when she was first dating her husband, she would try to muffle the sound by placing toilet paper in between her bum cheeks so the sound would not echo in the toilet. I died laughing when she told me this

It would be very very hard to hide gas from my husband.

I have constant gas. Probably due to my chronic IBS.

It's horrible when we visit his sister, I'm always trying to hold in farts or walk to other parts of the house.

My gas always gets even worse when I leave my house.

Idk if I have nervous gas or something

omg that reminds me of the time we went to some crafts and stuff store with my fiancees (i always mess the spelling on this sorry) mom and we go thru the isles, he stays behind and I continued on a bit but then decided I wanted to check for something in the isle, that he stayed in for an unknown reason......apparently, he had copious amounts of gas and couldn't hold it anymore and I walked right into it He was actually blushing !!! It killed me.

and for karma purposes....

one time, he tells me he is going to shower (but being at the pc he kept sitting there and I was dying from tummy pains..) so anyways....30 mins later he finally leaves and I happily bomb the place and he decides to come back for his boxers or something.....I wished there was secret tunnel under the bed.....

<sigh> You gals have forever changed my perception of women...rof

[The Mean Lady 604]

KDH...I LOVE LOU MAL'S...best za hands down!!!

My husband asked me while eating it... "so... how do you make this? with like a gallon of cheese?'

Back on Gas, my husband has had terrible gas the past few days.

It's just awful.

And that's saying a lot because no one compares to the stench of my gas.

I literally cleared a classroom in 7th grade once.

Also blamed it on a girl that had just walked in from the library.

[N-o-l-a 7,169]

The first weekend that I stayed with my husband, I would turn on the water full force in the morning because I didn't want him to hear me passing wind when I was using the toilet.

I still do that when I go #2!

The first week we stayed together, he was so worried about being untoward that I practically had to jump him just so he would touch me.

[SAT 9,609]

I still do that when I go #2!

The first week we stayed together, he was so worried about being untoward that I practically had to jump him just so he would touch me.

he musta thought you had the coodies....

[The Mean Lady 604]

My husband has a habit of pooping before his shower (so he doesn't flush so the shower temp doesn't change) but then he forgets to flush.

The other day I came back into the living room and yelled I JUST POOPED ON YOUR POOP!

And he said 'was it fun?'

And I said 'IT WAS INVIGORATING!'

Edited February 4, 2013 by KDH

[The Mean Lady 604]

I wrote a complaint letter to pizza hut last night.

My husband is hoping they will give him a free pizza.

We bought one on thursday and it was old, overcooked, and cold.

That was his Birthday dinner =[

Last time I wrote a complaint letter to them like 2 years ago, they gave me $50 in gift certs =O