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As a follow up to KDH's dream about me last night, I'd like to point out that last night I dreamed that we bought a bunny and a hamster which was an impulse buy that I instantly regretted since we will be moving countries. Then, the bunny kissed me and pooped on my leg.

Then, I woke up.

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3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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As a follow up to KDH's dream about me last night, I'd like to point out that last night I dreamed that we bought a bunny and a hamster which was an impulse buy that I instantly regretted since we will be moving countries. Then, the bunny kissed me and pooped on my leg.

Then, I woke up.

thats why bunnies are stupid

poop everywhere

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Just about everything is herpes...

Didn't they name a cologne after it? Terre d'herpes eau de toilet.... :unsure: ?

my mixture of languages just reads that as ground herpes of the toilet.

i have no versions of herpes.

im herp free

on another note, why do i enjoy watching curling?

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my mixture of languages just reads that as ground herpes of the toilet.

i have no versions of herpes.

im herp free

on another note, why do i enjoy watching curling?

Perhaps you enjoy watching something round and hard slide across a very slippery surface?.....

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i just learned that shingles is a strain of herpes.

i re-herpesed the roof here in 2005. :hehe:

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Perhaps you enjoy watching something round and hard slide across a very slippery surface?.....

for a second there i thought we were still on the subject of herpes!

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grrrr my husband ate undercooked pork last night and now hes feeling sick

Oh no!

I am having insatiable cravings for vegetables and healthy food. I know I've said before that we drink on average close to a liter a day of milk. I seriously just drank more than that in the last 24 hours on my own and I never drink straight milk. I didn't eat any straight vegetables until I was 21 and pregnant with the wee one and I rarely get the hankering to just devour them - it is more sort of an eating out of obligation thing.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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Oh no!

I am having insatiable cravings for vegetables and healthy food. I know I've said before that we drink on average close to a liter a day of milk. I seriously just drank more than that in the last 24 hours on my own and I never drink straight milk. I didn't eat any straight vegetables until I was 21 and pregnant with the wee one and I rarely get the hankering to just devour them - it is more sort of an eating out of obligation thing.

i want tons of soda and sugar

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i want tons of soda and sugar

I want another steak.

My sister had this great idea last night to make steak salads. I marinated the steak and, after scrubbing and burning away the civilization of mold off the grill, I put the steaks on. The smell was incredible. I haven't grilled since August and forgot how good grilling was. Screw the salad, we ate the steaks. And they were GOOD. Now I just have lowly chicken breasts to grill. FWP. :(

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I've been watching one of the neighbor couples collecting all their baby stuff for the last month (my desk is at the window and they park right in front of it). Just now they came home with the baby! Awwwwwww.

Damn it, I am so broody.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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My iPhone stopped charging because my cable was wonky so I went to Walmart to purchase another one. They didn't have any, so I had to go to AT&T. It only cost me $15, though I wish my iPad cable worked with my phone but it's one of the newer ones with the new cables. So annoying, Apple.

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