Boring Stuff About My Life

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I have smoked pot before - but I didn't inhale. Seriously though, I used to have a roomate that was into the pot scene and eventually broke into full throttle drugs (I moved out with a quickness when things started going missing from my room). I did actually partake of a bong once and me and the roomate spent a good 20-30 min with dueling toilets - that was the LAST time I did that- ahhh college. I'll never understand having a good buzz punctuated with a round of ralphing in the john as "having a good time".

I've never had that happen with most of the regular illicit substances - but I did swallow the first time I did dip. OMG! Don't do it! Don't!

[PMartin37 161]

I've never had that happen with most of the regular illicit substances - but I did swallow the first time I did dip. OMG! Don't do it! Don't!

Dip? whewww....don't worry! lol Just the smell of that stuff makes me turn wintergreen.

[The Mean Lady 604]

I predict a long, happy life together for you both!

I think I saw someone mention the key to a happy marriage was to NOT fart in the direction of your spouse, but if that were the case, we'd have been divorced before we were married.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I think I saw someone mention the key to a happy marriage was to NOT fart in the direction of your spouse, but if that were the case, we'd have been divorced before we were married.

My husband thinks the key is agreeing with your wife even when she is wrong.

He needs to work more on that IMO.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I'm about to drive 13 miles on the 405 South. Google Maps is saying it will take 45 mins. I think I will listen to This American Life while I sit in this jam.

[moemac59 193]

That doesn't sound like a good way to keep the spark alive...

Spark smark. We've been together for almost 6 years and married for 6 months. The spark is a slow sizzle

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I'm finding it slightly irritating when my blog posts get shared on facebook and I don't know who has done it! It always my grumpy posts about Denmark though.

[Mr. Borkström 63]

Tomorrow I will have been here four weeks. Half that time I've suffered from back pains. The livingroom couch is too soft. One time I fell asleep, watching tv when my wife was at work. Thursday last week I sat on it, and it messed up my back again.

I've learned my lesson. I'll be using the armchair in the future.

[The Mean Lady 604]

OMFG the neighbors are screaming at each other in the bathroom again.

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS GO IN THE BATHROOM.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

We are setting up to do our first VLOG tonight - I think it is going to be pretty boring because my life is.

[The Mean Lady 604]

We are setting up to do our first VLOG tonight - I think it is going to be pretty boring because my life is.

Please send me link.

-kthx

[Ban Hammer 13,508]

bought more magazines for my guns.

[The Mean Lady 604]

bought more magazines for my guns.

[The Mean Lady 604]

I'm working today to catch up on things I should do during the week.

However, I'm about as motivated today as I am during the week.

I'd rather continue rereading twilight.

Yeah, I said it, don't judge.

[Ban Hammer 13,508]

they're made of metal, not paper.