Boring Stuff About My Life

[Marilyn. 340]

I have never gotten drunk, just a little tipsy. I have never smoked cigarettes.

I have only had one experience with wacky tobaccy. when I was a teenager I was babysitting at this one place and I noticed a strange smell. Later in the evening I starting feeling kind of sick so I called my parents and they came and picked me up. My mom or dad stayed until the parents got home.

[moemac59 192]

I proceeded to lie on top of my husband this morning in bed and farted on him for a good minute while holding the covers over both our heads. I tickled him so he would be forced to smell it..payback for the other morning was so sweet as it smelled so bad.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I've also never had a cigarette or smoked any funny cigarettes either.

Still twinsies?

I was a regular smoker for about 3 months when I was 18.

Not twins

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

I proceeded to lie on top of my husband this morning in bed and farted on him for a good minute while holding the covers over both our heads. I tickled him so he would be forced to smell it..payback for the other morning was so sweet as it smelled so bad.

That doesn't sound like a good way to keep the spark alive...

[The Mean Lady 604]

I proceeded to lie on top of my husband this morning in bed and farted on him for a good minute while holding the covers over both our heads. I tickled him so he would be forced to smell it..payback for the other morning was so sweet as it smelled so bad.

My husband just farted on my hand >=[

I have never gotten drunk, just a little tipsy. I have never smoked cigarettes.

I have only had one experience with wacky tobaccy. when I was a teenager I was babysitting at this one place and I noticed a strange smell. Later in the evening I starting feeling kind of sick so I called my parents and they came and picked me up. My mom or dad stayed until the parents got home.

My neighbors smoked pot on a regular basis and it was always coming into our apt.

Since the place was bought by the new landlords, the rules have been enforced and the smell has stopped.

I have never been in the presence of anyone smoking weed, but came close.

I used to deal at a card game and someone I knew pulled it out once and I looked him in the eyes and said 'if you light that up, i'm out of here' and that was that.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

My boss is up in Tahoe today for a trial. My day looks something like this:

9:30-9:45: stuck in traffic because a huge fire is burning on my route to work: http://brentwood.patch.com/articles/100-firefighters-tackle-attic-blaze-on-south-bundy#photo-13017280

9:45-10:30: look at rubbish on VJ; peruse Groupon for deal on getting my hair done

10:30-10:45: do actual work; instruct underling to get me coffee

11am: underling returns with coffee; send underling out to courthouse (he enjoys field trips like this)

11:05: show office manager this video:

11:07: show office manager this video:

projected activities for the day:

11:05-11:30: actual work

11:30-5pm: look at rubbish on VJ and Jezebel; post on Facebook

[JensJrny2Ray 367]

My boss is up in Tahoe today for a trial. My day looks something like this:

9:30-9:45: stuck in traffic because a huge fire is burning on my route to work: http://brentwood.patch.com/articles/100-firefighters-tackle-attic-blaze-on-south-bundy#photo-13017280

9:45-10:30: look at rubbish on VJ; peruse Groupon for deal on getting my hair done

10:30-10:45: do actual work; instruct underling to get me coffee

11am: underling returns with coffee; send underling out to courthouse (he enjoys field trips like this)

11:05: show office manager this video:

11:07: show office manager this video:

projected activities for the day:

11:05-11:30: actual work

11:30-5pm: look at rubbish on VJ and Jezebel; post on Facebook

That's about my day every day. Actual work is about 30 minutes.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

My husband just farted on my hand >=[

My neighbors smoked pot on a regular basis and it was always coming into our apt.

Since the place was bought by the new landlords, the rules have been enforced and the smell has stopped.

I have never been in the presence of anyone smoking weed, but came close.

I used to deal at a card game and someone I knew pulled it out once and I looked him in the eyes and said 'if you light that up, i'm out of here' and that was that.

You have officially lost twinsie in different timezone status.

I experimented a little too much in my teens on a variety of levels.

I think we all want The Maven's job - sounds nice!

[The Mean Lady 604]

Maven, that's my day every day.

Except... times 10.

Because I get the luxury of working from home

/pelvic thrust

Last night I had to work 45 minutes late because it took until 5pm for me to do things I had to actually do =X

[Darnell 8,478]

My husband just farted on my hand >=[

Can you give it (the fart) back to him? Or perhaps it's time to whoop up a batch of exlax-imbued brownies?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

The office manager and I got Singapore noodles from the restaurant downstairs. Then we ate them in front of my underling. We're so mean.

[PMartin37 161]

My husband just farted on my hand >=[

My neighbors smoked pot on a regular basis and it was always coming into our apt.

Since the place was bought by the new landlords, the rules have been enforced and the smell has stopped.

I have never been in the presence of anyone smoking weed, but came close.

I used to deal at a card game and someone I knew pulled it out once and I looked him in the eyes and said 'if you light that up, i'm out of here' and that was that.

I have smoked pot before - but I didn't inhale. Seriously though, I used to have a roomate that was into the pot scene and eventually broke into full throttle drugs (I moved out with a quickness when things started going missing from my room). I did actually partake of a bong once and me and the roomate spent a good 20-30 min with dueling toilets - that was the LAST time I did that- ahhh college. I'll never understand having a good buzz punctuated with a round of ralphing in the john as "having a good time".

I am a regular smoker of cigs though (at the moment) and I do thoroughly enjoy myself a nice cold beer, a fine wine, or a strong cocktail occasionally.

I forgot to add that when my hubby and I got married, we spent 6 weeks in a small flat with one bathroom- in India. All decorum went out the window. We spent one night fighting for the toilet.....sh** got real. Literally.

Edited January 18, 2013 by PMartin37

[PMartin37 161]

The office manager and I got Singapore noodles from the restaurant downstairs. Then we ate them in front of my underling. We're so mean.

Awww.....here's something for the underling. You can pass it on, if you're feeling generous.

[The Mean Lady 604]

Can you give it (the fart) back to him? Or perhaps it's time to whoop up a batch of exlax-imbued brownies?

No, I deserve it.

I'm the one with the constant gas.

I fart in his direction all of the time.

[PMartin37 161]

No, I deserve it.

I'm the one with the constant gas.

I fart in his direction all of the time.

I predict a long, happy life together for you both!