Boring Stuff About My Life

[The Mean Lady 604]

I had an incredibly realistic dream last night that I had just given birth to this like 12 pound baby boy with bright blue eyes and light blond hair. It felt so real that when I woke up I was all worried that he wasn't there. :(

The other night I had a dream that I was lying in bed with my gross ex bf and his family and was thinking in my dream 'ew i cannot believe i'm back with him' then awoke at the same moment that had a HUGE feeling of relief.

Like I seriously woke up disgusted.

[PMartin37 161]

The other night I had a dream that I was lying in bed with my gross ex bf and his family and was thinking in my dream 'ew i cannot believe i'm back with him' then awoke at the same moment that had a HUGE feeling of relief.

Like I seriously woke up disgusted.

If I was I was in the bed with my ex AND his family, I'd be disgusted too

[The Mean Lady 604]

If I was I was in the bed with my ex AND his family, I'd be disgusted too

lmao not THAT kind of IN BED.

It was at some fancy movie theater where everyone lays on a bed to watch a movie... idk... my head made it up.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

lmao not THAT kind of IN BED.

It was at some fancy movie theater where everyone lays on a bed to watch a movie... idk... my head made it up.

Uh-huh.

Grrrr.... I told my husband about my dream and he is convinced that I am pregnant with baby "Thor." That is just great - if he touches my stomach one more time, I'm going to kick him in the baby makers.

[The Mean Lady 604]

when im pregnant no one better be touching my belly... exept hubby.

even if i have to wear a tshirt that says stop attempting to feel mu unborn child.

not happenin.

[Amby 490]

Today I ate 2 crackers. I don't really do carbs. I'll have crackers again in a few months.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

when im pregnant no one better be touching my belly... exept hubby.

even if i have to wear a tshirt that says stop attempting to feel mu unborn child.

not happenin.

Nobody tried to touch my belly thankfully, but the little one did try and touch other people. I remember sitting in Differential Equations and you could see her feet trying to escape my stomach and kick the guy next to me. She is still quite the kicker.

I don't want to go to the supermarket. I need to, but it is cold out, my hair is wet and if I try in blow dry it it will floof up 80s style, and I freaking hate that the third love of my life, my truck, is sitting in America without me. If I send my husband on the way home, he'll just buy lots of junk food.

[The Mean Lady 604]

Nobody tried to touch my belly thankfully, but the little one did try and touch other people. I remember sitting in Differential Equations and you could see her feet trying to escape my stomach and kick the guy next to me. She is still quite the kicker.

I don't want to go to the supermarket. I need to, but it is cold out, my hair is wet and if I try in blow dry it it will floof up 80s style, and I freaking hate that the third love of my life, my truck, is sitting in America without me. If I send my husband on the way home, he'll just buy lots of junk food.

Today is grocery shopping day and i'm sitting here with a towel on my head.

It's like we're twinsies in a different time zone.

[The Mean Lady 604]

Arg. Lady next store is trying to puke her guts out again.

Seriously, these people should STOP getting drunk every night.

It makes for a disgusting morning for me every day.

[JensJrny2Ray 367]

I got to pick out what colour folders we need for next fiscal. Pink.

[moemac59 193]

I'm watching Vanderpump Rules...my new guilty pleasure. I am so not a fan of Stassi.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Today is grocery shopping day and i'm sitting here with a towel on my head.

It's like we're twinsies in a different time zone.

Arg. Lady next store is trying to puke her guts out again.

Seriously, these people should STOP getting drunk every night.

It makes for a disgusting morning for me every day.

I know it is gross and not really funny, but I can laugh because we have the crappiest neighbors who like to make all sorts of noise at all sorts of hours. They look to be my age or maybe a little younger, but seriously I wish they would grow up already and stop acting like a bunch of wanton sorority girls.

Are these your Canadian neighbors or the American ones?

[moemac59 193]

TBone - He never ever gives me any warning but I should expect it as it is part of his morning routine. Totally gross but it still gets a laugh out of me every time.

I meant to tell you that the pic you posted of mini TBone was so cute!

[The Mean Lady 604]

I know it is gross and not really funny, but I can laugh because we have the crappiest neighbors who like to make all sorts of noise at all sorts of hours. They look to be my age or maybe a little younger, but seriously I wish they would grow up already and stop acting like a bunch of wanton sorority girls.

Are these your Canadian neighbors or the American ones?

Canadian neighbors.

And they scream at each other in the evenings.

Lately, fat lady is upset that weird guy is talking ####### about her to her friends.

She was looking in his phone and apparently it had nasty text messages about her.

She also thinks he flirts with her friends.

TBH, she's fat and ugly and I've only seen him once, but he didn't seem ugly so I'm sure he probably does flirt with her friends.

Yes. I'm shallow.

Grrr. I ordered grocery coupons online on 1/6. They should have been mailed on 1/7 or 1/8 at the latest and STILL have not arrived. And today is grocery shopping day >=[

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Had drinks last night with my male BFF. He's had a string of bad dates for the past two years, and I've told him repeatedly that he keeps choosing women who are not available to him in some way (distance, emotionally, too hung up on their exes, LIVING with their exes, travel for work a lot). He's been seeing this by all accounts pleasant, available woman who is really into him for the past 10 weeks. He always seems miserable about it though, because he expects "passion" and "romance" when he's dating a woman. I have told him that maybe his problem is that he expects the 1812 Overture to be playing every time he sees a woman. (Privately, I think his thinking about love is close to that of a 12-year-old girl's.)

Anyway, last night he told me that maybe his problem is that when things have been passionate at the beginning, they never turned into anything, and that maybe the comfortableness of his new relationship is, while differing from his "ideal", actually what he should be happy with. But he doesn't seem happy. I mean, the woman is attractive, confident, successful, crazy about him, treats him with affection and respect. She's even younger than him (five years), which is something he was looking for because he would theoretically like to have kids in the next few years, and he kept dating these women in their mid-40s. But because it's not an effing romance novel/500 Days of Summer/50 Shades bonkathon, he thinks there must be something else better or more amazeballs out there.

I love him, but he's nuts.

Edited January 15, 2013 by the maven