Boring Stuff About My Life

[Kathryn41 3,205]

she can still have a visit to the vet in the next few weeks . . .

[TBoneTX 45,259]

I am trying to figure out an evil way to get back at my husband for farting on me this morning.

Seeking to restrict a husband's farting -- the performance or geographical distribution of the output -- is tantamount to castration, eeeee man.

Definition for the Day:

True love, n. - In bed together and one of you has to fart. You announce it as far in advance as possible, commit the ####### exhalation at a 90-degree angle at least or a 180-degree angle optimally, and flap the gaseous effluvium out YOUR side of the covers, si man.

The above ensures a long, happily married life and obviates nervous questions in the Effects forum about divorce before the 10-year green card is received, see man.

Sidebar: No one commented on how cute Mini-Bone was, wee man.

[indiana_sweetie 120]

Trying to figure out how to add a picture to a post without it being a URL

[Darnell 8,478]

you using img tag?

[indiana_sweetie 120]

you using img tag?

I keep my pictures on my computer and was looking to upload one via a "browse" feature, but maybe that is not available here. That would mean the picture would be hosted on the server here....maybe too much bandwidth?

[Darnell 8,478]

ya, most folk use a picture hosting service.

tinypic.com comes to mind

or you can use picasaweb on the google

There's others, but since I don't use em, I can't recall the others

[PMartin37 161]

she can still have a visit to the vet in the next few weeks . . .

Ha! I like that pic. That will be my house fairly soon. There have been gentleman callers which my bulldog has thoroughly enjoyed chasing off the premises. But as they say, when the bulldog's away..... I'm kind of certain we'll be having little mew mews ...anybody want one?

This is the Mom.

[PMartin37 161]

Trying to figure out how to add a picture to a post without it being a URL

You can attach it as a thumbnail as I did below. You just "click to attach files" below your text box. If the pic is stored on your computer I think that's the only way to do it.....but I'm by no means an expert on this website.

[Novembro 1,763]

I'm home alone for the first time in a month (dropped husband off at the airport this morning ), so I made a pizza, broke out the red wine and am watching crappy IFC films.

Awwww yisssss.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I'm still up after 2 am and nothing I've done over the last 2 weeks can stop this gradual staying up later and later. Grrrrr.

[indiana_sweetie 120]

I'm still up after 2 am and nothing I've done over the last 2 weeks can stop this gradual staying up later and later. Grrrrr.

For some reason I'm doing the same thing.....

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

We're going to a birthday party. I asked him what I should wear, what level of dressy. He doesn't know, so I faff about with ideas. I really wanted to wear this cute dress I have, black lace over an ecru underdress, but it's cold tonight so I'll need tights. I wanted nude sheers, but all I could find were black sheers, which nobody wears any longer. I think I haven't worn a pair myself since 1998. I found nude sheer stockings, but I'd need to wear my garter belt, and I'm wearing tights to be warm, not to have breezes on my bum. So the dress is not an option. I've gone for a long sleeve black shirt with a deep v- neck, black mini (not too tight) and purple tights, with a very cute pair of heels. He kept telling me to hurry up, but when I finished getting ready, he was (and remains) passed out on the bed.

[indiana_sweetie 120]

but when I finished getting ready, he was (and remains) passed out on the bed.

:bonk: :bonk:

[Novembro 1,763]

We're going to a birthday party. I asked him what I should wear, what level of dressy. He doesn't know, so I faff about with ideas. I really wanted to wear this cute dress I have, black lace over an ecru underdress, but it's cold tonight so I'll need tights. I wanted nude sheers, but all I could find were black sheers, which nobody wears any longer. I think I haven't worn a pair myself since 1998. I found nude sheer stockings, but I'd need to wear my garter belt, and I'm wearing tights to be warm, not to have breezes on my bum. So the dress is not an option. I've gone for a long sleeve black shirt with a deep v- neck, black mini (not too tight) and purple tights, with a very cute pair of heels. He kept telling me to hurry up, but when I finished getting ready, he was (and remains) passed out on the bed.

Should have gone with the black sheers. I wore them yesterday.

Perhaps I have no fashion sense.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Should have gone with the black sheers. I wore them yesterday.

Perhaps I have no fashion sense.

They were pronounced dead on Jezebel the other week.