Democratic Convention schedule

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Democratic Convention:

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Non religious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding with Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally - Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender - French President Jacques Chirac.

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn.

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military - William Jefferson Clinton .

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael Moore.

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 P.M. How George bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers - Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad.

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet.

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals - John Kerry.

11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

These jokes are popping up all over the Internet. It feels like the Clinton years again

[mawilson 2,133]

[no name 1]

These jokes are popping up all over the Internet. It feels like the Clinton years again

we can only hope!!

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

These jokes are popping up all over the Internet. It feels like the Clinton years again

we can only hope!!

[almaty 19]

i seen a few jokes on both parties and some of them are quite good...

[mrc 0]

I love the Al Gore invented the internet jokes. Those never get old.

[no name 1]

These jokes are popping up all over the Internet. It feels like the Clinton years again

we can only hope!!

I voted for her as Senator & you better believe I'd do it again.

[Alex+R 0]

Ah, Hilary. That's exactly what we need. I hope I'm not forced to vote for that.

She's the worst of both worlds: she's so moderate that she barely has anything in common with most liberals, yet everyone on both sides of the aisle seems to hate her, which negates all the benefits of being a moderate. Dems sure know how to pick a winner.

[mawilson 2,133]

Ah, Hilary. That's exactly what we need. I hope I'm not forced to vote for that.

She's the worst of both worlds: she's so moderate that she barely has anything in common with most liberals, yet everyone on both sides of the aisle seems to hate her, which negates all the benefits of being a moderate. Dems sure know how to pick a winner.

Good God Alex, you're SO turning conservative.

[Alex+R 0]

Ah, Hilary. That's exactly what we need. I hope I'm not forced to vote for that.

She's the worst of both worlds: she's so moderate that she barely has anything in common with most liberals, yet everyone on both sides of the aisle seems to hate her, which negates all the benefits of being a moderate. Dems sure know how to pick a winner.

Good God Alex, you're SO turning conservative.

Only because I'm a grouchy Midwesterner. The ideals are still under all that...somewhere...I think....

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Hillary is a weird one -- she is completely divisive, yet manages to co-sponsor bills with Rick Santorum. Go figure.

[Alex+R 0]

Hillary is a weird one -- she is completely divisive, yet manages to co-sponsor bills with Rick Santorum. Go figure.

Hehehe. You said "santorum."

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

These jokes are popping up all over the Internet. It feels like the Clinton years again

we can only hope!!

I voted for her as Senator & you better believe I'd do it again.

[almaty 19]

Hillary is a weird one -- she is completely divisive, yet manages to co-sponsor bills with Rick Santorum. Go figure.

Hehehe. You said "santorum."

hehehehe...