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Faux News: How the Media Helped Obama Win Re-Election

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There was also an earthquake in the Guatemalan coast today. That must also be Obama's fault. Oh wait maybe it was just the Hand of God toying with us.

Remarks like that show how stupid some people are.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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Obama is the greatest president ever after JFK

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Ok, now for real.

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Obama is the greatest president ever after JFK

Not the greatest, but coolest, no doubt.

“Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated.” – Coretta Scott King

"Oppressive language does more than represent violence; it is violence; does more than represent the limits of knowledge; it limits knowledge." -Toni Morrison

He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it as he who helps to perpetrate it.

Martin Luther King, Jr.

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That's the funny part, you listen to some people on here and they swear Obama is hot garbage on his best day. You could see it in Mitt's face at his "party", he knew he was going to lose...

The only reason Romney got the nomination, was because so many pundits (and many of you commies on VJ) said Romney was somebody they (and you) could vote for. Republicans were stupid enough to believe it.

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The only reason Romney got the nomination, was because so many pundits (and many of you commies on VJ) said Romney was somebody they (and you) could vote for. Republicans were stupid enough to believe it.

If Romney ran with all the same policy positions he had as Governor of Mass, I would have.

But he went crazy RWN teabagger on us. Oh hell no.

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The only reason Romney got the nomination, was because so many pundits (and many of you commies on VJ) said Romney was somebody they (and you) could vote for. Republicans were stupid enough to believe it.

Romney was the most plausible candidate in the running. All the others - perhaps with the exception of Huntsman - would have lost. And they would have lost at much higher margins.

[quote name=^_^' timestamp='1352317514' post='5807991]If Romney ran with all the same policy positions he had as Governor of Mass, I would have.

The GOP would not have nominated him holding the same positions he held as MA governor. They demanded he go batsh!t crazy for the nomination and that is what ultimately did him in.

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