The first 100 days if Democrats win

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Day 1: Party like it's 1992; citizenship for all Gitmo detainees; a blanket amnesty; and a "Circle of Healing" ceremony held on the Capitol steps.

Day 2: The troops in Iraq will leave, walking in reverse, as if someone is playing the tape backwards; special construction brigades will quickly repair all the buildings destroyed since the 2003 invasion; and the last American out will reinstall Saddam. Thereafter, whenever someone criticizes America for invading Iraq, we'll look quizzical and say we don't know what they're talking about.

Day 3: Bush tax cuts repealed, so the upper 10 percent in income pay 67 percent of all federal taxes instead of 66 percent. That will make all the difference.

Day 4: Peace Corps sent en masse to Middle East to apologize personally to everyone and hand out gas-soaked flags and matchbooks. Burn one on us! Don't you love us now?

Day 5: Peace Corps Hostage Negotiation Unit commissioned.

Day 6: Gay marriage legalized by congressional voice vote, so no one has to go on record. (This allows gay Democratic congressmen to vote no without being outed.)

Days 7-100: Impeachment hearings. Sure, Pelosi has said she's against them. But as she promised: The children will be in charge. They're cranky if they don't get their way.

http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/news/ed...al/15881975.htm

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

You forgot Nancy Pelosi flies in on her broomstick followed by the winged monkeys (after circling over capitol hill and skywriting "surrender republicans")

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Majority Whip Blunt: If I Stay In Charge, Congress Won’t ‘Do Anything Meaningful’ On Climate Change

Today in Energy and Environment Daily (sub. req’d), House Majority Whip Roy Blunt (R-MO) said that if he remains in power after the November elections, there will be no action on global warming for the entire 110th Congress:

Continued Republican House and Senate majorities would likely mean more of the same on climate. House Majority Whip Roy Blunt (R-Mo.) said he would oppose global warming mandates if Republicans control the 110th Congress. “I think the information is not adequate yet for us to do anything meaningful,” he said.

Actually, thousands of scientists have agreed that global warming is real, humans are responsible for much of it and, unless steps are taken to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, there will be extremely serious consequences.

61 House members – including Rep. Jim Leach (R-IA) – understand this and have co-sponsored Rep. Henry Waxman’s Safe Climate Act. Waxman’s bill is a serious and practical effort to reduce greenhouse gas emissions.

http://thinkprogress.org/2006/08/02/blunt-warming/

[Saddle Bronc 124]

You forgot Nancy Pelosi flies in on her broomstick followed by the winged monkeys (after circling over capitol hill and skywriting "surrender republicans")

that's a current event--Gupt's title said clearly "if dems win".

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

You forgot Nancy Pelosi flies in on her broomstick followed by the winged monkeys (after circling over capitol hill and skywriting "surrender republicans")

i'd not be surprised.........

[one...two...tree 2,762]

You forgot Nancy Pelosi flies in on her broomstick followed by the winged monkeys (after circling over capitol hill and skywriting "surrender republicans")

i'd not be surprised.........

Go Nancy! Whooo! That's called upholding the Constitution, Charles.

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

You forgot Nancy Pelosi flies in on her broomstick followed by the winged monkeys (after circling over capitol hill and skywriting "surrender republicans")

i'd not be surprised.........

Go Nancy! Whooo! That's called upholding the Constitution, Charles.

compromising national security is in the constitution?

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Day 1:........... and a "Circle of Healing" ceremony held on the Capitol steps.

I just had to giggle at that one.

Day 2: The troops in Iraq will leave, walking in reverse, as if someone is playing the tape backwards; special construction brigades will quickly repair all the buildings destroyed since the 2003 invasion; and the last American out will reinstall Saddam. Thereafter, whenever someone criticizes America for invading Iraq, we'll look quizzical and say we don't know what they're talking about.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

You forgot Nancy Pelosi flies in on her broomstick followed by the winged monkeys (after circling over capitol hill and skywriting "surrender republicans")

i'd not be surprised.........

Go Nancy! Whooo! That's called upholding the Constitution, Charles.

compromising national security is in the constitution?

Upholding the Constitution is compromising National Security?

Edited October 31, 2006 by Steven_and_Jinky

[Saddle Bronc 124]

You forgot Nancy Pelosi flies in on her broomstick followed by the winged monkeys (after circling over capitol hill and skywriting "surrender republicans")

i'd not be surprised.........

Mistake in the poster--it assumes a 0-or-positive number of time-units.

Actual number is now negative (meaning she already did this some time ago)!

[almaty 19]

hoping for a sweet change

[rclouse 0]

i'd not be surprised.........

I'm surprised your graphic doesn't include statistics about how Democrats under her minority leadership voted overwhelmingly against "alternative" interrogation techniques of suspected terrorists, otherwise known as "torture". But I'm sure you'd find some "Patriotic" acronym to drape it in.

Careful, big graphic ahead...

/suprmchaos.com

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

i'd not be surprised.........

I'm surprised your graphic doesn't include statistics about how Democrats under her minority leadership voted overwhelmingly against "alternative" interrogation techniques of suspected terrorists, otherwise known as "torture". But I'm sure you'd find some "Patriotic" acronym to drape it in.

i see your graphic and raise you

[Saddle Bronc 124]

hoping for a sweet change

Well Dean, you can only get a BITTER one.

[almaty 19]

hoping for a sweet change

Well Dean, you can only get a BITTER one.

probably true, brother sriniv...............