Fortune Teller on presidential election

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Warning: this contains a Tarot Reading which some consider black magic or witchcraft. If this witch were born 400 years ago, she would have been burned at the stake. Unfortunately burning witches is not politically correct.

Here's her witchcraft results:

non-witch: Will Mitt Romney win?

(I reveal the three cards: Card 1 is The Emperor in reverse, Card 2 is the Nine of Swords in reverse, and Card 3 is The Wheel of Fortune in reverse.)

witch:

Well, here it says no. Because the three are reverse.

Umm... we can come back to that. What was your second question?

http://www.hrgbrg.com/2012/08/election-2012-according-to-fortune.html?m=1

Edited October 21, 2012 by Commie Appeaser

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Things aren't looking good for Romney in the world of witchcraft...

Psychic Gushikawa shuffled her Tarot cards, sprayed her head and shoulders with frankincense and myrrh to clear her energy, and contemplated the upcoming presidential election.

The 59-year-old woman, with her calm voice and long dark hair, dealt the cards in a sweeping motion around a small table at the Metaphysical Celebration in downtown Colorado Springs on Monday.

“We’re having a rebirth of our nation,” Gushikawa said, interpreting the cards and describing 2013 as one of economic and international renewal for the United States. “It will take four months time to turn it around, but we’re ready to rise again.”

The woman, who said her name means strong spirited river, looked up from the table.

“What I’m seeing is that we will have (Barack) Obama as the president,” she said.

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Even the astrologers aren't seeing Romney victorious...

“According to my charts Obama will win,” said Mary R. Jayn, an astrologer from Lakewood. Jayn said this is the 13th presidential election she has predicted with astrological charts. Her first was in 1964.

“I’ve missed with two out of 12. Those are pretty good odds,” said the self-proclaimed Democrat, noting that she even nailed the controversy-ridden George W. Bush-Al Gore race in 2000.

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Even the Conference of Astrologers unanimously predict Romney will lose.

In May, a panel of astrologers at a conference in New Orleans predicted an Obama victory — and voting irregularities. USA TODAY:

It’s unanimous: A panel of renowned astrologers predicts President Obama will win re-election in November.

That’s the word from the last day of an astrology conference here that also forecast earthquakes, explored the impact of lunar cycles on U.S. stocks and demonstrated how to use planetary charts to find a job.

The United Astrology Conference meets every four years and is the largest gathering of astrologers from around the globe, says David Railey, a conference spokesman and an Atlanta-based astrologer. This year’s conference included, for the first time, a contingent from China, where astrology is rapidly gaining popularity.

“Everybody sees astrology a little differently,” says Ingrid Zhang, 50, an astrologer from Beijing. “It’s important to have astrologers from around the world in the same place.”

The highlight of each conference is the presidential prediction. At the last conference, in May 2008, six panelists unanimously predicted Obama’s win over Sen. John McCain.

This year’s panelists used an array of different techniques to reach their predictions. One panelist inserted the candidates’ birth information into winter solstice charts and directed the information to the swearing-in location, Washington, D.C. Another looked at planetary charts dating back to 1880. All chose Obama to win.

The astrologers also warned that a Mercury retrograde — an alignment of Mercury, the sun and Earth — begins on Election Day and could lead to voting irregularities. The last time a Mercury retrograde appeared on Election Day was on Nov. 7, 2000 — and it took a Florida recount and Supreme Court decision to finalize a winner.

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If these folks had such powers and insight into the future I'm thinkin they would be playing the lottery.

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Well, that is in line with whom Honey-boo-boo picked.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/19/honey-boo-boo-president-what-tv-taught-us_n_1989260.html

Edited October 21, 2012 by The Patriot

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Well, that is in line with whom Honey-boo-boo picked.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/19/honey-boo-boo-president-what-tv-taught-us_n_1989260.html

Don't forget momma boo boo. She's another Obummer supporter.