Things You May Not Know About Me

[pax 0]

On my 21st birthday, I was being driven home after my night out at the bar by my boyfriend of the time, and after he pulled over briefly to let me, um, empty my stomach, we were promptly pulled over by a local police officer.

As he was trying to determine what the trouble was, I announced, loud and proud, that it was my birthday and I was drunk. I even offered to show the officer my ID, which, of course, reflected the fact that it was indeed my birthday.

The officer couldn't stop laughing as he instructed boyfriend-of-the-time to drive carefully.

[almaty 19]

I was a contestant on a game show called 'Lets Make a Deal'. Was fancy dress and I was 'a curly headed, web footed bird, going to a masquerade ball'. When selected from the audience, I fell down the stairs....on national television

I worked as a receptionist for about 3 months in a brothel a couple of years ago.

sure you were the receptionist

[Sharon 1]

I was a contestant on a game show called 'Lets Make a Deal'. Was fancy dress and I was 'a curly headed, web footed bird, going to a masquerade ball'. When selected from the audience, I fell down the stairs....on national television

I worked as a receptionist for about 3 months in a brothel a couple of years ago.

sure you were the receptionist

Even if she wasn't it still don't beat the "" that's at the beginning of your post, there Dean!

Is it just for our information, or what?

[LiszyandKenny 5]

What a weird bunch we are :lol:

[wherezdabearz 0]

I'm 40 years old and I still have three milk teeth (in my mouth , not in a jar!).

I hate touching newsprint because I can't stand getting it on my hands so I always hold newspapers by the edges.

Alison

[aussiewench 9]

I was a contestant on a game show called 'Lets Make a Deal'. Was fancy dress and I was 'a curly headed, web footed bird, going to a masquerade ball'. When selected from the audience, I fell down the stairs....on national television

I worked as a receptionist for about 3 months in a brothel a couple of years ago.

sure you were the receptionist

[annelizabeth 1]

I once had dinner with Len Fairclough (Coronation St) and also met Elsie Tanner. Eeeek does that age me or what????? Can I add that I was a little girl at the time!

[almaty 19]

I was a contestant on a game show called 'Lets Make a Deal'. Was fancy dress and I was 'a curly headed, web footed bird, going to a masquerade ball'. When selected from the audience, I fell down the stairs....on national television

I worked as a receptionist for about 3 months in a brothel a couple of years ago.

sure you were the receptionist

Even if she wasn't it still don't beat the "" that's at the beginning of your post, there Dean!

Is it just for our information, or what?

that was suppose to stay a secret....

I was a contestant on a game show called 'Lets Make a Deal'. Was fancy dress and I was 'a curly headed, web footed bird, going to a masquerade ball'. When selected from the audience, I fell down the stairs....on national television

I worked as a receptionist for about 3 months in a brothel a couple of years ago.

sure you were the receptionist

aw, i needed that...

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

When I was much much younger, I once went swimming at night (yeah ight, it was skinnydipping) at a beach that was closed -- you had to climb over a fence to get there. Anyways, on my way back out, I was climbing the fence (fully dressed, I might add) and the police turned up and were shouting "park closed, please leave" over their bullhorn and and shined their lights on me and my friend -- I then promptly fell off the fence -- rremoving my shirt on the way, leaving it stuck at the top.

[ceriserose 1]

I was a contestant on a game show called 'Lets Make a Deal'. Was fancy dress and I was 'a curly headed, web footed bird, going to a masquerade ball'. When selected from the audience, I fell down the stairs....on national television

I worked as a receptionist for about 3 months in a brothel a couple of years ago.

sure you were the receptionist

Is that a picture of what you really did at the brothel?

*runs away*

[Sharon 1]

Ok OK! I'll tell ya! hehehe

When I was 14 a bunch of us climbed a 7 foot fence we often did to go swimming in a pond on a farmer's land near an apple orchard. We'd often done it before and heard rumors that this farmer was mean but had never encountered him personally....lol. Ahem....well we did one day. We're all cooling off swimming along in the pond (with bathing suits on...lol) and we hear freakin GUNSHOTS!!! Well....we tear outta the water, grab our clothes and belongings and hi-tail it out of there when we see him just about 40 feet away and coming fast! We're all screaming and running for our lives towards the fence and he's shooting off that freakin' gun while he's running at us, we thought he was gonna KILL US!

Three of the four of us jump up on the fence and start climbing over it but the 4th one....ME...is a few feet behind them! I grabbed onto that chain link fance and starting climbing for all I was worth, leaving my shorts and t-shirt on the ground, man, screw that I didn't need the clothes but I needed my life! haha And beisdes I still had my one-piece bathing suit on...even if it HAD turned into a damn THONG on me while I was climbing. I was almost at the top and looked down to see the farmer aiming the gun right AT me and I thought I was a goner. I peed myself I was so scared and then I heard a shot! And I felt it hit me.....right....in....the....farkin....a$$. And people....it was an old SALT AND PEPPER gun. It hurt real bad but I still scaled that fence and jumped the 7 feet down to the ground on the other side where I could see my 3 friends running about 35 feet ahead of me. Well....the more I walked....the more those salt rocks he'd shot me with melted and stung where they were imbedded in my a$$...and there were a LOT of them. I walked funny all the way home amid my so called friends snickering at me. But it was even worse when my Mom had to take me to the doctor and I had to lie there on my belly while he picked the chunks of salt outta the cheeks of my butt and him and my Mom were LAUGHING too!

Oy vey. Ok I told y'all that one! hehe I feel better for it.

[JanaknJanet 0]

HMMM..While I was living in Hawaii.. My friends husband worked on set for Magnum PI.. She was pregnant and it was time for the Magnum Christmas party.. she didnt want to go... .. so I got to... actually got to dance with Tom ...

at the age of 8 i won tickets to the Jim and Tammy show.. (Tammy Fae Baker n Jim Baker) didnt realize it at the time of them being evangalists... haha I was at catholic school at the time. ..

Took 3rd in State in high school for throwing the discus.. 127 7 3/4 ft (female) actually our team took 1st 2nd and 3rd.. yahoo..

mmm thinking. of more.. but blank...

[chri'stina 190]

I skipped 7th grade. Went from 6th to 8th (I didn't ask for it, someone suggested I try it, and I thought "hmm one less year of school! yay!") . So many people are writing amazing achievements! Mine is not a huge achievement but it's something that I usually forget about.

I was on the news here(not national, local Tampa news) while working at a refugee resettlement place. I didn't talk but just was in the background. Not so great of a thing hehe.

Edited January 31, 2006 by stina&suj

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Ok, something no one knows about me.

I had too much Chinese food for lunch and now I feel like #######.

[Sharon 1]

Ok, something no one knows about me.

I had too much Chinese food for lunch and now I feel like #######.

That MSG will kill ya, man....lol.