Same Sex Marriage Will Lead to Enslavement of Humanity by Ducks Warns Homeschooled Teen

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A letter to the editor from a 14-year-old homeschooled teen named Jasmin was recently published in Canterbury, New Zealand's Northern Outlook, garnering stunned silence from most and lengthy rebuttals from others. The subject of the letter was homosexuality in general and the legalization of same-sex marriage in particular.

Jasmin applies her homespun knowledge of evolution — which she later admits is something she doesn't "believe" in — to the eventuality of marriage equality, asserting that such a development "could threaten the human position on the evolutionary ladder, and say, ducks could take over the world."

That's right: Ducks.

How's that? "Ducks always nest in pairs and if we allow same-sex marriage, then the ducks will have evolved further than we have." Ipso facto an Orwellian dystopia will emerge, "with ducks more equal than us."

"I don't want my children to have to compete with ducks," Jasmin implores. "I want them to evolve further than I have."

Being that she doesn't believe in evolution, the onus to make things right therefore falls upon those of us who do. "[Evolutionists] should be consistent," she insists. "If you believe in evolution, you can't be in favour of homosexuality, or the ducks will get you in the end."

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Edited October 15, 2012 by ^_^

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Liberal politics have replaced evolution. It is politically incorrect to practice evolution anymore, so why study it in schools, other than as a historical oddity, like creationism? Fuzziness and cuteness have replaced survival of the fittest and the need to adapt, or die.

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Liberal politics have replaced evolution. It is politically incorrect to practice evolution anymore, so why study it in schools, other than as a historical oddity, like creationism? Fuzziness and cuteness have replaced survival of the fittest and the need to adapt, or die.

No one is deciding to procreate with anyone due to political correctness. Hotties don't have ugly quotas. Tragic, really.

Edited October 15, 2012 by ^_^

[Obama 2012 1,714]

Remember how we were talking about logical thinking and the maturity that comes with the right upbringing in the other thread..... i/e - the parents are idiots.

[decocker 7,198]

Remember how we were talking about logical thinking and the maturity that comes with the right upbringing in the other thread..... i/e - the parents are idiots.

i believe the majority of duck couples make great parents. look at all the perfectly functioning ducks we have studying creationism in liberal arts college as a country.

conservatives always trying to hold bills back. #######.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

conservatives always trying to hold bills back. #######.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

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A letter to the editor from a 14-year-old homeschooled teen named Jasmin was recently published in Canterbury, New Zealand's Northern Outlook, garnering stunned silence from most and lengthy rebuttals from others. The subject of the letter was homosexuality in general and the legalization of same-sex marriage in particular.

Jasmin applies her homespun knowledge of evolution — which she later admits is something she doesn't "believe" in — to the eventuality of marriage equality, asserting that such a development "could threaten the human position on the evolutionary ladder, and say, ducks could take over the world."

That's right: Ducks.

How's that? "Ducks always nest in pairs and if we allow same-sex marriage, then the ducks will have evolved further than we have." Ipso facto an Orwellian dystopia will emerge, "with ducks more equal than us."

"I don't want my children to have to compete with ducks," Jasmin implores. "I want them to evolve further than I have."

Being that she doesn't believe in evolution, the onus to make things right therefore falls upon those of us who do. "[Evolutionists] should be consistent," she insists. "If you believe in evolution, you can't be in favour of homosexuality, or the ducks will get you in the end."

http://gawker.com/5951874/homosexuality-will-lead-to-enslavement-of-humanity-by-ducks-warns-homeschooled-teen?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

We have same sex marriage in Vermont and HOLY #######! Mississquoi Bay is covered with Snow Geese and Canada Geese! OMG!! Oh...wait, it's October. NM.

[Danno 1,228]

Same Sex Marriage Will Lead to Enslavement of Humanity by Ducks Warns Homeschooled Teen

Dicks, the child might have meant to write dicks not ducks.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

She and my home-schooled cousin would get along like a house on fire

[Brother Hesekiel 2,236]

Are you trying to tell me anything in the Bible is a lie?