Funny and Cute Animal Stuff

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Just to let you know, horses used for giving carriage rides in Savannah Georgia still have to wear diapers!

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SURELY NOT MORE BIZARRE REAL LIFE ANIMAL LAWS

*In North Carolina, it is against the law to use elephants to plow cotton fields.

*In New York City, one is forbidden from shooting rabbits from the back end of a Third Avenue streetcar when it is moving.

*In Kansas, people cannot shoot rabbits while in a motorboat.

*In Statesville, North Carolina, it is against the law to race rabbits in the streets.

*In Tuscumbia, Alabama, no more than eight rabbits can reside on the same block.

*A law in Detroit, Michigan, prohibits crocodiles from being tied to a fire hydrant.

*Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, New York.

*In Baltimore, Maryland, it is necessary to document any services performed by a jackass.

*In Ohio, it is against the law to set a fire under your mule if it balks.

*In Arkansas, if your 2-year-old mule runs wild and is unclaimed within 2 days, anyone may castrate the animal.

*In Marshalltown, Iowa, a horse will be breaking the law if it eats a fire hydrant.

*People can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog in Oklahoma.

*Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

*In Tulsa, Oklahoma, dogs are prohibited from going on private property unless the owner gives his consent first.

*In Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.

*Dogs are strictly forbidden from riding in ambulances in Westport, Massachusetts.

*Wallace, Idaho, decreed it is unlawful for anyone to sleep in a dog kennel.

*In Clawson, Michigan, a law specifically makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. But the animals may not be in the house after sunup or during the day.

*Florida has a law prohibiting the transporting of livestock on school buses.

*If you live in Franklin, Kentucky, you can't legally trade horses after dark.

*In Alabama, no mules can be traded after supper when the sun has already gone below the horizon. And in Idaho, you can't buy or sell chickens after sundown without the sheriff's permission.

*It is illegal to lasso a catfish in Tennessee and the state of Washington.

*In Seattle, goldfish can ride the city buses in bowls only if they keep still.

*You cannot shoot fish with a bow and arrow in Louisville, Kentucky. And you cannot shoot fish with a gun in the state of Washington or in Hazelhurst, Mississippi.

*It's against the law to get a fish drunk in Oklahoma.

*In Kansas, you cannot fish with your bare hands, while in the state of Washington, you can't catch a fish by throwing a rock at it.

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Even More Bizarre Animal Laws

In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia.

Ducks quacking after 10 pm in Essex Falls, New Jersey are breaking the law.

In Quitman, Georgia, it is against the law for a chicken to cross any road within the city limits.

In McDonald, Ohio, farmers cannot march a goose down a city street. And fowl, particularly roosters, are prohibited from going into bakeries in Massachusetts.

In Kansas, it is illegal for chicken thieves to work during daylight hours.

In New York, frogs may be taken from their ponds from June 16 to September 30, but only between sunrise and sunset.

In Pennsylvania, no one is allowed to shoot bullfrogs on a Sunday.

In Arizona, the bullfrog-hunting season is permanently closed.

In Vermont, you can be fined if your pig runs in a public park without the permission of a selectman.

French Lick Springs, Indiana, once passed a law requiring all black cats to wear bells on Friday the 13th.

Madison, Wisconsin, will not allow joint custody of a family pet when a couple divorces - the animal is legally awarded to whoever happens to have possession of it at the time of the initial separation.

Dogs in Foxpoint, Wisconsin, may not bark profusely, snarl, or make any menacing gestures.

In Texas, it's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.

It is illegal to ride a mule down Lang, Kansas' Main Street in August, unless the animal is wearing a straw hat.

Over in Berea, Kentucky and also in Willamantic, Connecticut, horses are not allowed out on the streets and highways at night unless the animal has a "bright" red taillight securely attached to its rump.

Horses may not wear cowbells inside the city limits of Tahoe City, California.

In Washington, though, every cow wandering the streets of Seattle must be wearing a cowbell.

In Burns, Oregon, horses are allowed in the town's taverns, if an admission fee is paid before they enter.

You can't blow your nose in public places in Leahy, Washington, because it might scare a horse and cause it to panic.

In Wanassa, New Jersey, a dog is breaking the law if it is heard to be "crying."

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Nothing like a full belly ...

Guess that fake ID really works!!! Party time!

Are you serious!?!

What part of this face do you not understand!?

And a Happy Birthday to ME!!!

Guess I'll just go eat worms ..

Wojk akjdow alkoiehnaf slkjfow!!!!!

WHAT!?! But it was like this when I got here!!!

Just kill me now

As Fifi sports the latest in wristband fashion

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I'll show him where he can stick that thermometer!!!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful

He started it!

Where's Waldo?

What's wrong with this picture!?!

Panda-dog

Either future McD's mascots or the next "When Animals Attack" video .

Whoa is me ..

Beauty and the Beast ...

Nothing like a lil frolic thru the meadow ...

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Everybody was Kung Fu fightin!

Aaaawww Man! I almost had it!!!!

Being a mechanic is hard work, but it pays the bills and feeds the kids!

It'll be all right, don't cry!

BUSTED!!!

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A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search.

Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage.

He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes."

He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said, "Moses."

The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"

The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".

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The Woodpecker Might have to go!

Edited March 24, 2007 by MarilynP

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REASONS TO OWN A CAT OVER A DOG

1. Cats rule. Dogs drool.

2. Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny.

3. Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.

4. In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks.

5. Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won't even let you throw them.

6. Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out.

7. Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.

8. Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs crash right in front of the screen.

9. No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat."

10. Cats bury their #######. Dogs dig up others'.

11. Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.

12. Cats lay on the car in the heat. Dogs in heat lay the car.

13. Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"

14. Garfield. Odie. Enough said

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this cat is too cute...

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cats!

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