Funny and Cute Animal Stuff

[Nessa 23]

i was adopted by a cat a year ago, and i have my suspicious they're not from this planet.

[sukie175 0]

Great

[Rocio 0]

[almaty 19]

[Ban Hammer 13,336]

cats are................um.........different. they remind me of women. they don't pay a bit of attention to what i say

[Jasman0717 9]

[Marilyn. 340]

House Cat

The Metal Cats

HipHop Cat

Stevie Wonder Cat

[Marilyn. 340]

Stoner Rock Cat

Techno Cat

the iCat

[Marilyn. 340]

[Marilyn. 340]

DOG PROPERTY LAWS

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it's broken, it's yours.

LIFE LESSONS LEARNED FROM A DOG:

1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.

2. Don't go out without ID.

3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.

4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

5. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.

7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibility (as soon as you're dragged shamefully out from under the bed).

8. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.

Dog Commandments

Thou shalt not act half starved whenever thou watches me eat.

Thou shalt not lift thy leg to water the Christmas tree.

Thou shalt not roll in any smelly stuff thy finds in the yard.

Thou shalt not lie down next to me and commence making licking and popping noises. (I know what thou art doing!)

Thou shalt not dig up my favorite rose bush.

Thou shalt not treat my shoes as if they were thy chew toy.

Thou shalt not drink out of the toilet.

Thou shalt keep thy nose out of the cat's litter box.

Thou shalt not WATCH the cat while she is in her litterbox. (she likes her privacy)

Thou shalt not pass gas in my presence, and then walk away as if thou has been offended by me.

Thou shalt not run away from home in pursuit of a good time. (thou has been neutered)

Thou shalt refrain from coughing and gagging while we have company.

Thou shall not hide thy bones under my pillow.

Thou shalt not sniff the crotch of everyone thy encounters.

Thou shalt not harmonize with the cat at 2a.m.

Thou shalt not sneak up on me and lick me in the mouth while I am sleeping.

Thou shalt refrain from becoming overly affectionate with my mother-in-law's leg.

[Marilyn. 340]

This is cute

Lessons from our Pets

Edited November 7, 2006 by MarilynP

[Marilyn. 340]

BIZARRE REAL LIFE ANIMAL LAWS

* Cats in International Falls, Minnesota, are not allowed to chase dogs up telephone poles.

* If your dog gets your neighbor's dog pregnant in Danbury, Connecticut, you are responsible and must pay for the abortion if the neighbor chooses to have it done.

* No dog may be tied to a shade tree in Birmingham, Alabama.

* An ordinance in Belvedere, California, states "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

* Another misworded ordinance is this one from Arvada, Colorado: "If a stray pet is not claimed within 24 hours, the owner will be destroyed."

* Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited by statute in Barber, North Carolina.

* In Sterling, Colorado, it is unlawful to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight.

* In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

* Cats living in Cresskill, New Jersey, must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.

* A Fountain Inn, South Carolina, law once required horses to wear pants at all times. But carriage horses in Charleston, South Carolina, were required to wear diapers.

* In Calgary, Canada, a by-law requires businesses within the city to provide rails for tying up horses.

* In Winona, MS, it is illegal to drive a car on Main Street because it frightens horses.

* In Wilbur, Washington, it is against the law for a person to "ride an ugly horse" - the fine is $300!

* If you live in California, you cannot keep your chickens, turkeys, goats, cows, and other farm animals in an apartment.

* In Cumberland, Maryland, you cannot keep your chickens with you in your hotel room.

* In Minnesota, it's illegal to tease skunks.

* In Atlanta, it's against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or a street lamp.

* Riding a camel on a highway in Nevada is against the law. Over in Galveston, Texas, it is against the law for camels to wander the streets unattended.

* In Arizona, it is illegal to shoot or hunt camels.

* It's illegal to take a deer swimming in water above its knees in North Carolina.

[Savanphil 3]

Cute stuff....I love animals as long as they aren't mine

[almaty 19]

always a good way to start the day..sister marilyn, with a laugh

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