Bachmann: ‘We Must Ban Falafel’ in School Lunches

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Win-win, as men generally recharge their life forces after short refractory period, the length of which is directly proportional to the age of the victim, and the sexual appeal of the succubus.

SILENCE! You have no choice with the succubus. The succubus chooses YOU, not the other way around. And because we transform into succubi, we take the form of whatever you find most attractive at that moment. After we're done with you, we of course revert to our Mama June Honey Boo-Boo state. Unless that's what you found most attractive in the first place.

[Fandango 1,440]

Are you a member of the All-Woman She-Haters Club? Sometimes people call us CABA girl. Sometimes, the She-Beast. In whispers, they call us She-Who-Steals-Mens'-Souls. We have weekly meetings with cupcakes!

CABA Wolfpack... HOWL!!!!

*checks passport*

OWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Sounds like you're very proud of him.

I don't know about where you come from, but where I'm from, it is the norm to take college classes in your last two years of high school. Most offer dual high school/college credit.

Of course we are proud of him. Yes, he gets dual credit. Not much an ordinary person can do that is better for the future than raise good kids. I doubt even buying a Prius would be as good as producing a physicist.

No one actually cares. That was called sarcasm.

But thanks for the War and Peace version of Pasha (no "c")'s life. I mean wow that's a lot of information!

Clearly, I hate women.

Nice to be sarcastic about other's children. Just trying to keep the spelling correct and keep you up to date on automobiles since you often get it wrong. You hate children also?

It changes on a rotating basis. Sucking out mens' life forces is hard work! We need to replenish our strength with piles of Choco-Diles and Sno-Balls in between holding the crown.

RUB women consider it enjoyable work.

Edited October 4, 2012 by Gary and Alla

[Fandango 1,440]

Of course we are proud of him. Yes, he gets dual credit. Not much an ordinary person can do that is better for the future than raise good kids. I doubt even buying a Prius would be as good as producing a physicist.

Nice to be sarcastic about other's children. Just trying to keep the spelling correct and keep you up to date on automobiles since you often get it wrong. You hate children also?

RUB women consider it enjoyable work.

Tell us more.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Tell us more.

Dammit, Janet!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

RUB women consider it enjoyable work.

They suck out mens' souls? Because I was talking about souls.

*makes note*

[sandinista! 1,816]

I'm going to interject with an expression of my love for good borscht. And the Ukrainian bakery that's on my way home from work that makes very lovely bulochki.

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Tell us more.

You HATE children, women, and CHOICE! You, Ms. Cocktail, are a MONSTER!!!

[aaydrian 479]

Tell us more.

No, please don't encourage him. His existing verbal diarrhea about everything awesome about his life, wife and kids makes me feel like a piece of ####### as it is.