Bachmann: ‘We Must Ban Falafel’ in School Lunches

[Love's JAA 100]

She has a very strong and loyal following.

There is no distance too far to keep them from driving their homes for hundreds of miles, to attend one of her performances...

Maybe they thought they were going to see the reunion of Bachmann Turner Overdrive...

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

This is what happens when politicians decide what our children will eat.

[Fandango 1,440]

This is what happens when politicians decide what our children will eat.

Tell us about what Pascha eats.

[Gary and Alla 3,694]

Tell us about what Pascha eats.

You mean Pasha? No "c".

Pasha is nearly a vegetarian, he prefers salads, fresh fruit, tomatoes, onions, peppers, borscht and other soups. Only small amounts of meat. He makes his own lunch to bring to school, which is only two days per week at high school since he has already run the course of classes they have. He attends the University of Vermont two nights per week for AP Statistics and AP Physics classes, he eats at home before he goes and eats nothing at all after 8pm. He runs every evening and has weight lifting equipment in the basement he uses every day. He plays Lacrosse in the spring and wrestling in winter. He also loves snowboarding and goes with the school every Friday during the season. Since we live on a lake with a private beach he swims frequently but also enjoys swimming in mountain streams and natural pools, jumping off waterfalls and such. (photos at my profile) He enjoys flying light aircraft also. He likes to shoot skeet and does quite well at it. He has a part time job at a grocery store for the school year, early in the morning. He does homework in the evening after running. He drinks fresh "raw" milk we get from a nearby farm and water. Never soda. Never alcohol. He has a very Ukrainian diet (minus alcohol). Drinks are warm, not cold.

The government does not pay for his food. If they ended the lunch program today Pasha (no "c") would not know the difference.

Oh, and Pavel (Pasha is a "short name" for Pavel. Alla calls him "Pashik" or "Pavlik" or "Pashinka" but those are names only a mother uses) has the Volvo, not Alla. It is the S80T6 twin turbocharged model, black on black with aluminum wheels. Smokin' hot ride! A rocket sled! He earned it with three years of working a summer job (beginning at age 14, legal in Vermont)50-60 hours per week and saving his money. Paid cash for it, bought a set of winter tires the next day and paid his insurance a year in advance.

He has been on the honor roll since his first semester here, was promoted from 8th grade to 10th grade 3 months after his arrival though we insisted on a 4 year program, which is why he is now taking college courses in "high school". He skipped over half the 8th grade and all the 9th grade classes.

I attribute all this to his non-government diet.

[JohnR! 5,495]

This is what happens when politicians decide what our children will eat.

Next thing you know they will be telling out children they can't smoke or drink until they are adults...

[Amby 490]

You mean Pasha? No "c".

Pasha is nearly a vegetarian, he prefers salads, fresh fruit, tomatoes, onions, peppers, borscht and other soups. Only small amounts of meat. He makes his own lunch to bring to school, which is only two days per week at high school since he has already run the course of classes they have. He attends the University of Vermont two nights per week for AP Statistics and AP Physics classes, he eats at home before he goes and eats nothing at all after 8pm. He runs every evening and has weight lifting equipment in the basement he uses every day. He plays Lacrosse in the spring and wrestling in winter. He also loves snowboarding and goes with the school every Friday during the season. Since we live on a lake with a private beach he swims frequently but also enjoys swimming in mountain streams and natural pools, jumping off waterfalls and such. (photos at my profile) He enjoys flying light aircraft also. He likes to shoot skeet and does quite well at it. He has a part time job at a grocery store for the school year, early in the morning. He does homework in the evening after running. He drinks fresh "raw" milk we get from a nearby farm and water. Never soda. Never alcohol. He has a very Ukrainian diet (minus alcohol). Drinks are warm, not cold.

The government does not pay for his food. If they ended the lunch program today Pasha (no "c") would not know the difference.

Oh, and Pavel (Pasha is a "short name" for Pavel. Alla calls him "Pashik" or "Pavlik" or "Pashinka" but those are names only a mother uses) has the Volvo, not Alla. It is the S80T6 twin turbocharged model, black on black with aluminum wheels. Smokin' hot ride! A rocket sled! He earned it with three years of working a summer job (beginning at age 14, legal in Vermont)50-60 hours per week and saving his money. Paid cash for it, bought a set of winter tires the next day and paid his insurance a year in advance.

He has been on the honor roll since his first semester here, was promoted from 8th grade to 10th grade 3 months after his arrival though we insisted on a 4 year program, which is why he is now taking college courses in "high school". He skipped over half the 8th grade and all the 9th grade classes.

I attribute all this to his non-government diet.

Sounds like you're very proud of him.

I don't know about where you come from, but where I'm from, it is the norm to take college classes in your last two years of high school. Most offer dual high school/college credit.

[^_^ 5,021]

Sounds like you're very proud of him.

I don't know about where you come from, but where I'm from, it is the norm to take college classes in your last two years of high school. Most offer dual high school/college credit.

What's impressive to someone depends on what they're used to. When you come from nothing, a little something is like wow.

[Amby 490]

What's impressive to someone depends on what they're used to. When you come from nothing, a little something is like wow.

I see!

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Sounds like you're very proud of him.

I don't know about where you come from, but where I'm from, it is the norm to take college classes in your last two years of high school. Most offer dual high school/college credit.

You clearly HATE WOMEN, she-wolf!

[Fandango 1,440]

You mean Pasha? No "c".

Pasha is nearly a vegetarian, he prefers salads, fresh fruit, tomatoes, onions, peppers, borscht and other soups. Only small amounts of meat. He makes his own lunch to bring to school, which is only two days per week at high school since he has already run the course of classes they have. He attends the University of Vermont two nights per week for AP Statistics and AP Physics classes, he eats at home before he goes and eats nothing at all after 8pm. He runs every evening and has weight lifting equipment in the basement he uses every day. He plays Lacrosse in the spring and wrestling in winter. He also loves snowboarding and goes with the school every Friday during the season. Since we live on a lake with a private beach he swims frequently but also enjoys swimming in mountain streams and natural pools, jumping off waterfalls and such. (photos at my profile) He enjoys flying light aircraft also. He likes to shoot skeet and does quite well at it. He has a part time job at a grocery store for the school year, early in the morning. He does homework in the evening after running. He drinks fresh "raw" milk we get from a nearby farm and water. Never soda. Never alcohol. He has a very Ukrainian diet (minus alcohol). Drinks are warm, not cold.

The government does not pay for his food. If they ended the lunch program today Pasha (no "c") would not know the difference.

Oh, and Pavel (Pasha is a "short name" for Pavel. Alla calls him "Pashik" or "Pavlik" or "Pashinka" but those are names only a mother uses) has the Volvo, not Alla. It is the S80T6 twin turbocharged model, black on black with aluminum wheels. Smokin' hot ride! A rocket sled! He earned it with three years of working a summer job (beginning at age 14, legal in Vermont)50-60 hours per week and saving his money. Paid cash for it, bought a set of winter tires the next day and paid his insurance a year in advance.

He has been on the honor roll since his first semester here, was promoted from 8th grade to 10th grade 3 months after his arrival though we insisted on a 4 year program, which is why he is now taking college courses in "high school". He skipped over half the 8th grade and all the 9th grade classes.

I attribute all this to his non-government diet.

No one actually cares. That was called sarcasm.

But thanks for the War and Peace version of Pasha (no "c")'s life. I mean wow that's a lot of information!

Clearly, I hate women.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

No one actually cares. That was called sarcasm.

But thanks for the War and Peace version of Pasha (no "c")'s life. I mean wow that's a lot of information!

Clearly, I hate women.

Are you a member of the All-Woman She-Haters Club? Sometimes people call us CABA girl. Sometimes, the She-Beast. In whispers, they call us She-Who-Steals-Mens'-Souls. We have weekly meetings with cupcakes!

CABA Wolfpack... HOWL!!!!

[SMOKE 1,426]

Are you a member of the All-Woman She-Haters Club? Sometimes people call us CABA girl. Sometimes, the She-Beast. In whispers, they call us She-Who-Steals-Mens'-Souls. We have weekly meetings with cupcakes!

CABA Wolfpack... HOWL!!!!

which one of you is the succubi queen?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

which one of you is the succubi queen?

It changes on a rotating basis. Sucking out mens' life forces is hard work! We need to replenish our strength with piles of Choco-Diles and Sno-Balls in between holding the crown.

[SMOKE 1,426]

It changes on a rotating basis. Sucking out mens' life forces is hard work! We need to replenish our strength with piles of Choco-Diles and Sno-Balls in between holding the crown.

that sounds like a winning formula.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

that sounds like a winning formula.

Win-win, as men generally recharge their life forces after short refractory period, the length of which is directly proportional to the age of the victim, and the sexual appeal of the succubus.