The Say Anything Thread -- Take 15

[Laura. 90]

Ate too much at the BBQ yesterday and now I feel fat.

[Ban Hammer 13,326]

I know as a Nigerian I probably shouldn't talk but what's up with Russian drivers and intersections?

Gowon, who's been watching YouTube compilations,

i cringe just seeing them posted on facebook.

[dwinge 34]

It's been awhile since I shopped for a house, it's completely depressing.

[Darnell 8,478]

I know, right? I've been picking up 'fixer uppers' at auction, and fixing them. Plural.

[X Factor 1,112]

Wars everywhere~ not good

[GandD 5,966]

Wars everywhere~ not good

Define everywhere.

[X Factor 1,112]

Define everywhere.

Google " how many wars are going on right now"

33 wars are going on right now. http://www.ask.com/question/how-many-wars-are-going-on-in-the-world-right-now

Some other links. http://gizmodo.com/5875194/all-the-worlds-wars-and-conflicts-coming-in-2012

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ongoing_military_conflicts

[del-2-5-2014 1,339]

Golden Uterus Syndrome.

[X Factor 1,112]

Golden Uterus Syndrome.

What in the world? ??

[del-2-5-2014 1,339]

This is how you know when your job as a parent wasn't completed properly before you unleash them on the public.

Scene setup:

Inside Target store, just before the exit, some dweeb customer had spilled a bag of ice on the floor posing a risk of fall to customers.

Store Manager: Employee go get the scoop to clean this mess up so that customers don't fall. I'll stand guard here to warn and direct them.

Employee: Why do we need to clean it up, it's just going to melt away? (She said this with a straight face too).

[Pooky 3,780]

This is how you know when your job as a parent wasn't completed properly before you unleash them on the public.

Scene setup:

Inside Target store, just before the exit, some dweeb customer had spilled a bag of ice on the floor posing a risk of fall to customers.

Store Manager: Employee go get the scoop to clean this mess up so that customers don't fall. I'll stand guard here to warn and direct them.

Employee: Why do we need to clean it up, it's just going to melt away? (She said this with a straight face too).

Obviously a devout believer in Global Warming.

[cassi9879 20]

Golden Uterus Syndrome.

Is this what you're talking about? GUS

Edited September 3, 2013 by cassi9879

[dwinge 34]

Is this what you're talking about? GUS

Seems to me this isn't always specific to just mothers, or women.

[del-2-5-2014 1,339]

Is this what you're talking about? GUS

If I say yes, will someone whinge to Charles to TB me? Again?

Oh snap, or will Darnell make me swallow Colstrop (sp) instead of diving headfirst into one?

Seems to me this isn't always specific to just mothers, or women.

Goshdarnit, Fathers and Men now have uteruses (is that correct plural for uterus)? Wait, should a plural exist for uterus since only one can be had by an entity? Is it uteri?

Edited September 3, 2013 by Gowon

[Ban Hammer 13,326]

If I say yes, will someone whinge to Charles to TB me? Again?

there's no need, every post you make is sent to me automatically via mod tools.