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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the white house, where Barack Obama Lives.
The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd from Nigeria. They go with White House official to examine the fence.
The Indian takes out a tape & did some measuring, works some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job will cost $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team & $100 profit for me)".
The Chinese does some measuring & figuring, says,"I can do it for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team & $100 profit for me)".
The Nigerian did not even measure or figure out anything, but he walks around the White House & whispers "$2,700." The official says, "You didn't even measure
how did you come up with such a high figure?"
He whispers "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job.

HAHA

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Caryh   5,206

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Guys, I'm bored out of my wits. I don't have to call NVC thrice a day anymore.

Sigh...double sigh.

Call them anyway just to say hi.

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Yay it's Friday. ...

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NOA1 2/8/12
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NOA2 8/16/12
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Manila Embassy received 9/5/12
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Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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X Factor   1,111

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Where is P&R?

It has been renamed to include other hot and social topics

Sent I-129 Application to VSC 2/1/12
NOA1 2/8/12
RFE 8/2/12
RFE reply 8/3/12
NOA2 8/16/12
NVC received 8/27/12
NVC left 8/29/12
Manila Embassy received 9/5/12
Visa appointment & approval 9/7/12
Arrived in US 10/5/2012
Married 11/24/2012
AOS application sent 12/19/12

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Hoping Benny does well at his interview tomorrow. He hasn't been studying like I thought he should.

Cassi & Benny's Important Dates


4/19/07 - Met Online ***** 8/12/08 - K1 Visa Received (191 days between NOA1 & receipt)
11/9/08 - MARRIED ***** 2/9/09 - EAD Received (78 days between NOA1 & receipt)

4/11/09 - Green Card Received (139 days between NOA1 & receipt)
5/21/11 - 10Y Green Card Received (127 days between NOA1 & receipt)

5/16/13 - Bought our house

9/26/13 Oath (114 days between NOA1 & ceremony)

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Hoping Benny does well at his interview tomorrow. He hasn't been studying like I thought he should.

I Wish him the best and keep us posted

Sent I-129 Application to VSC 2/1/12
NOA1 2/8/12
RFE 8/2/12
RFE reply 8/3/12
NOA2 8/16/12
NVC received 8/27/12
NVC left 8/29/12
Manila Embassy received 9/5/12
Visa appointment & approval 9/7/12
Arrived in US 10/5/2012
Married 11/24/2012
AOS application sent 12/19/12

AOS approved 8/24/13

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Why do folks wear single parenthood like a war medal or some proud accomplishment like climbing MT Everest or working on the cure for cancer?

Because wearing single parenthood as an adult diaper is just ... wrong. ;)

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself

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To unravel me you need a key.
No key that was made by locksmith's hand,
But a key that only I will understand.
What am I?

Sein oder Nichtsein, das ist heir die Frage.

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