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hahahhahaa... range time...

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Boss: Do you want any help with your upcoming schedule?

Me: Who did you have in mind?

Boss: Our man Chicago

Me: After last tme? Are you sh****ng me??!!

Boss: Yes. (chuckles on other end of phone line)

Me: I really don't appreciate your humor right now.

<_<

*click*

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself

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Wife assisted me on acid washing the pool yesterday... it's being filled up with the hose. Could take until Tuesday to fill up ~ 22,000 plus gallons

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Muriatic acid has many fine uses. I purchased several 4 gallon cases from home depot at about $7.27 per gal. Mix a 20 to 1 ratio. and. add one drop of dish washing detergent per gallon of mix and you have an effective weed killer.

Sent I-129 Application to VSC 2/1/12
NOA1 2/8/12
RFE 8/2/12
RFE reply 8/3/12
NOA2 8/16/12
NVC received 8/27/12
NVC left 8/29/12
Manila Embassy received 9/5/12
Visa appointment & approval 9/7/12
Arrived in US 10/5/2012
Married 11/24/2012
AOS application sent 12/19/12

AOS approved 8/24/13

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Wife assisted me on acid washing the pool yesterday... it's being filled up with the hose. Could take until Tuesday to fill up ~ 22,000 plus gallons

I was using the hose to wash away the acid

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I was using the hose to wash away the acid

Do you swim there, on occasion?

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

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Thats a good thing, always.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the white house, where Barack Obama Lives.


The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd from Nigeria. They go with White House official to examine the fence.


The Indian takes out a tape & did some measuring, works some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job will cost $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team & $100 profit for me)".


The Chinese does some measuring & figuring, says,"I can do it for $700. ($300 for materials, $300 for my team & $100 profit for me)".


The Nigerian did not even measure or figure out anything, but he walks around the White House & whispers "$2,700." The official says, "You didn't even measure

how did you come up with such a high figure?"


He whispers "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job.

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