Religious Materials

[Pooky 3,850]

Yeah next time I'll give them the hard Amway sell.

They knocked on my door Christmas morning once. I told them I don't believe in god. Big mistake. After 20 minutes of listening to their BS, I was like it's Christmas man! I have drinking and drugs to do today in Jesus' name. Get the #### off my porch! They gave me some pamphlet and left. I guess I'm on their blacklist since I haven't seen them in a few years.

I figured tying them up for 20 minutes, was 20 minutes less they would annoy someone else.

The other way is when they ask you, "What do you believe?", just answer, "I believe you are trespassing on my property and if you do not remove yourself within 30 seconds, I will dial 911 and have you removed, whether you like it, or not."

Of course, that should be used only when you have a drink in hand that needs your immediate attention.

[Karee 4,191]

The other way is when they ask you, "What do you believe?", just answer, "I believe you are trespassing on my property and if you do not remove yourself within 30 seconds, I will dial 911 and have you removed, whether you like it, or not."

Of course, that should be used only when you have a drink in hand that needs your immediate attention.

I wonder if the "stand your ground" law applies to nuts knocking on your door? "He was threatening me with going to hell, I had to shoot him!"

[Pooky 3,850]

I wonder if the "stand your ground" law applies to nuts knocking on your door? "He was threatening me with going to hell, I had to shoot him!"

If that happened, the religious nutter would go straight from knocking on your door to ...

[mawilson 2,133]

HUH ?

One thing about religion always confused me. The Amish shun all modern convinces, but if they were living in 1840 they would be at the cutting edge. How did they decide where to cut it off.

God told them. Duh.

[Karee 4,191]

God told them. Duh.

You're the last person to invoke god. Tell your U.S. based terrorists AIPAC to take a break. God told me not to support terrorist Jews.

[Darnell 8,479]

a possible scenario:

[opens the door], "Yes?" to the Christian found knocking...

[leans head left, yells] "Martha, there's a Christian at the door, start the fire at the altar"

[looks at the Christian] "Your sect believe in adoration via immolation, yes?"

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

To answer your (implied) question, the cut off point is where a worldly possession would cause jealousy, which leads to strife.

LDS and Amish are completely different; dunno why you're comparing apples to oranges.

I did not say anything about LDS ?? How come a brand new buggy with 1840's technology would not cause jealousy and a car would. ? If your stone age spear is better than your neighbors it can cause jealousy. Ever see the Gods must be crazy ?

[james&olya 1,121]

ended the Cold War

Cut inflation by more than half

Cut the Lisery inder by way more than half

Cut Interest rates from 20% to 8%

Drooped unemployment significantly

Appointed first Female Supreme Court Judge

Of course ended the Iran Hostage crisis. Not accordance they released them as soon as Reagan was sworn in.. DA! was Scared.

15 million new jobs created during his presidency

Deregulated the airlines which resulted in better service and cheaper fees. Competition rocks.

Signed numerous laws to stop ozone depleting chemicals

Got rid of lead in Gasoline

I could go on for pages

Cutting the lisery inder and drooping unemployment? You must be speaking in tongues again!

[mawilson 2,133]

You're the last person to invoke god. Tell your U.S. based terrorists AIPAC to take a break. God told me not to support terrorist Jews.

God will smite you and your family for saying that.