New Game : If you_____ you might be a______

[abbi627 43]

you might be single

If you had trouble waking up on New Years Day...

[Shoot Em Straight 385]

You might want to add to your resolutions

If you wait tooooooo long to pee pee..

[reese1 68]

You might wet your pants.

If you eat too much...

[Holman come down 10]

You might wet your pants.

If you eat too much...

you might not fit through the door.

If you keep a 9mm handgun by your bed...

[X Factor 1,112]

You might not be living in New Jersey

If you buy toilet paper by the hundreds everytime you shop then

[Darnell 8,478]

you might have a 3 tier loft nicely buried in NYC.

If'n your heavy plaid shirts have snap-buttons on them...

[MeredythB 38]

You might be the cowboy at the strip club.

If you find yourself in sequins and chiffon...

[Darnell 8,478]

You made an extra Ms Piggy costume for Halloween.

If'n you keep a sgein dhu in yer hoose,

[X Factor 1,112]

Then you are a some sort of weapon collector.

If you are brought before a judge at 3 in the morning and his court is held at the back of his house then .....

[Pinkrlion 2,724]

You might be in Reynolds County

If you watched the Biggest Loser, and said, they weren't really that big ....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Then you might need to take a wall off your house to get out.

If you insist on only drinking micro brews and using fixies...

[X Factor 1,112]

Then you have a refined palate

If you go to the bathroom 5 times a day

[Pinkrlion 2,724]

You might need to stop drinking light beer

If you are at teh airport and the bar is full of pilots

[X Factor 1,112]

There must be a snow storm and they are grounded

If you are visited by IRS agents

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

you might have some artifacts that belong in Warehouse 13.

If your bike lines get salted and sanded before your streets...