New Game : If you_____ you might be a______

[Darnell 8,478]

then you are Calypso's husband, a verra lucky man !

If you moved two tonnes of horse manure into a garden recently...

[Calypso 464]

then you are Calypso's husband, a verra lucky man !

If you moved two tonnes of horse manure into a garden recently...

You flatter me.

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Then you must be planting a lot of crops

If you choose to visit the Caribbean instead of Hawaii

[Darnell 8,478]

Then you ain't getting back in, you K-1 visa holder, you .....

If'n you gots big grannie paisley underbritches,

[X Factor 1,112]

You must be a country bumkin

If you turn down a higher paying job

[Pinkrlion 2,719]

You must be a stay home parent

If you think Beyonce and Jay-z going to Cuba is not an issue

[X Factor 1,112]

Then you might be a right wing communist

If you don't know who Joe Montana is

[Phillip Kazuto 28]

You must be not interested in American Football.

If you get Administrative Processing after interview

[Jawaree 717]

Then you must be disappointed about waiting.

If you have no opinion on the Cosby alleged abuses U must.....

[ditdot 46]

Then you must be disappointed about waiting.

If you have no opinion on the Cosby alleged abuses U must.....

Then you might be a Bill Colby die hard fan.

If you like wearing diapers

[X Factor 1,112]

Then you must be handicapped

If you can't really dance you must be ...

[Kat&Jon 85]

Someone with two left feet!

If you must put hot sauce on absolutely everything you eat...

[X Factor 1,112]

Must be without taste buds

If you fart a lot you must be eating

[ditdot 46]

Eating too much baked beans.

If you make friends with whomever you meet

[Kat&Jon 85]

Then you must be a super charming and very nice person!

If you dance around your house while cleaning then....

[ditdot 46]

You're tying to lose some weight.

If Im looking for seashells on land but leave near the sea.