Favorite Quotes

[Andie 147]

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

Will Rogers

[Que Saudade 284]

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.

-- Benjamin Franklin.

Edited August 17, 2012 by Que Saudade

[RobNKharen 70]

W.C. FIELDS

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.

I drink, therefore I am

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

[Que Saudade 284]

"A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly."

Winston Churchill

[newlyweds2010 208]

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Groucho Marx

[Andy-n-Maricar 6]

War is a racket. It is the only one international in scope. It is the only one in which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives.

General Smedley Butler, USMC

[Que Saudade 284]

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra

[RobNKharen 70]

Sleep is not for the weak, it is for the week

Me

[Que Saudade 284]

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Frank Sinatra

Edited August 17, 2012 by Que Saudade

[X Factor 1,112]

People learn more on their own rather than being force fed. -- Socrates

[Andy-n-Maricar 6]

As societies grow decadent, the language grows decadent, too. Words are used to disguise, not to illuminate, action: you liberate a city by destroying it. Words are to confuse, so that at election time people will solemnly vote against their own interests.

Gore Vidal

[Que Saudade 284]

The chess-board is the world; the pieces are the phenomena of the universe; the rules of the game are what we call the laws of Nature. The player on the other side is hidden from us. We know that his play is always fair, and patient. But also we know, to our cost, that he never overlooks a mistake, or makes the smallest allowance for ignorance.

Thomas Henry Huxley (1825-95) English biologist.

Edited August 18, 2012 by Que Saudade

[X Factor 1,112]

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.

Albert Einstein

[Que Saudade 284]

Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

Steven Wright

[X Factor 1,112]

It is always wise to look ahead, but difficult to look further than you can see.

Winston Churchill