Favorite Quotes

[Starflyer 59 16]

"You should always go to other people's funerals - or else they won't come to yours."

- Yogi Berra

"Is the glass half empty or half full? That depends on whether you're drinking or pouring."

- Bill Cosby

[Mr. Borkström 63]

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Groucho Marx

"You can use facts to prove anything that's remotely true. Facts schmacts." - Homer J. Simpson

[Starflyer 59 16]

"I don't understand how a woman can take boiling hot wax, pour it on her inner thighs, rip the hair out by the root ......... and still be afraid of a spider!"

- Jerry Seinfeld

[X Factor 1,112]

No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.

- François de La Rochefoucauld

[Vicomi 31]

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.

Henry David Thoreau

[X Factor 1,112]

You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.

- Leo Aikman

[Que Saudade 284]

"I don't understand how a woman can take boiling hot wax, pour it on her inner thighs, rip the hair out by the root ......... and still be afraid of a spider!"

- Jerry Seinfeld

Ummmm, you talking about my wife??

“If you want to sell the house, you’ve got to mow the lawn.”

Marilyn Jaeger

[X Factor 1,112]

If you can’t explain it to a six year old, you don’t understand it yourself.

- Albert Einstein

[RobNKharen 70]

Site appropriate:

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"

Steven Wright

[X Factor 1,112]

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

- Eleanor Roosevelt

[Que Saudade 284]

"I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale."

William J. Clinton

[X Factor 1,112]

"I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale."

William J. Clinton

I remember that. What a political answer that most people didn't believe.

When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.

- Japanese Proverb

[RobNKharen 70]

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

Rodney Dangerfield

[X Factor 1,112]

Criticizing is easy, art is difficult. Unknown

[Que Saudade 284]

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

Rodney Dangerfield

Ahhh Good Old Rodney.

"An investment in knowledge pays the best interest."

Benjamin Franklin