Mrs. T-B. & the Citizenship Test

[Darnell 8,478]

so, rig that audio cd so that she can hear it when she sleeps.

I've leave that as an 'exercise to the reader'

[TBoneTX 45,594]

so, rig that audio cd so that she can hear it when she sleeps.

She lost the MP3 almost two weeks ago, Brother D. Plus, the snoring would drown it out, zzz man.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

We rigged up a cattle prod to her side of the bed. Wife only missed one question the first night, no more missed questions after that.

[beejay 123]

I have complete confidence Mrs. T-B is gonna do just fine at her interview better get that celebratory ice cream ready! Not to mentions the study ice cream and the pre-interview ice cream

[TBoneTX 45,594]

I have complete confidence Mrs. T-B is gonna do just fine at her interview better get that celebratory ice cream ready! Not to mentions the study ice cream and the pre-interview ice cream

I have complete confidence that a winged $68 quadrillion will fly out the window, sigh man...

[beejay 123]

I have complete confidence that a winged $68 quadrillion will fly out the window, sigh man...

Let's hope Mrs. T-B surprises you once again...fingers crossed

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Let's hope Mrs. T-B surprises you once again...fingers crossed

This process is entirely unfair to the USC petitioner, si man. If she fails, I won't even get to spend more time with my imaginary harem of 6 rubias (blondes), no man.

[TBoneTX 45,594]

With 5 days to go...

Mrs. T-B.: I've been studying the people's names!

T-B.: "What is the name of the Vice-President of the U.S. now?"

Mrs. T-B.: Joy Beeden.

T-B.: "Joe Biden," Carino. "Who is one of your state's U.S. Senators now?"

Mrs. T-B. [pause]: I was practicing this one. John... Joe... John Kennedy.

T-B.: John Cornyn. "Who is your U.S. Congressman now?"

Mrs. T-B.: Que?! [What?!]

T-B. [rephrasing]: "Name your U.S. Representative."

Mrs. T-B.: Olson. Pet.

T-B.: Good, Carino. "Who is Chief Justice of the U.S. now?"

Mrs. T-B.: Juan. John Robert!

T-B. [wearily]: Good, Carino.

Mrs. T-B.: You're forgetting one.

T-B.: Who?

Mrs. T-B.: Governor.

T-B.: "Who is governor of your state now?"

Mrs. T-B.: The government of the state is Perry. Rick. Ellis.

T-B. [to self]:

And, if somehow Mrs. T-B. passes, the oath ceremony is apparently the next day...

[mamaSue 38]

T-Bone... relax! Mrs T-B will charm them into submission, even if she flunks all the questions!!

She'll be a USC very soon!

Me...I'm still in this never-ending line for an interview in Atlanta....been there since forever....and won't even look at the questions until I get an interview date. And.... as my memory fades with old age...I'm more likely to fail than Mrs T-B!!

I wish her the very best of luck for next week!

[TBoneTX 45,594]

T-Bone... relax! Mrs T-B will charm them into submission, even if she flunks all the questions!!

She will definitely charm them, but USCIS doesn't mess around, no man.

She'll be a USC very soon!

If they don't ask her 10 of the 15 questions that she airheaded-out on during our run-through of the Citizenship book today, no man...

Me...I'm still in this never-ending line for an interview in Atlanta....been there since forever....and won't even look at the questions until I get an interview date. And.... as my memory fades with old age...I'm more likely to fail than Mrs T-B!!

Her memory is fading with young age, sigh man.

I wish her the very best of luck for next week!

Thank you, si man. P.S.:

[Darnell 8,478]

ok - can you put one question , each, on a page of PlayGirl?

Then hold each page up like flashcards?

si man, is some incentive.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I knew an old horse rancher that would carry a pocket full of rocks with him. When he was working with a horse, every now and then, he would fling one of those stones, or a nearby chunk of wood, against the side of the barn, or anything else that would make a loud thud. When asked why, he would say, "You can't teach them anything until you get their attention."

[hikergirl 277]

If they don't ask her 10 of the 15 questions that she airheaded-out on during our run-through of the Citizenship book today, no man...

Did you ask her the questions after she ate though...I still think it's the diet affecting her

And please wish her good luck from the vj people who are in your court!

Edited December 9, 2012 by hikergirl

[Ryan H 3,818]

Good luck to Mrs. T-B!!

[TBoneTX 45,594]

Good luck to Mrs. T-B!!

Thanks to all the wish-wellers. The PlayGirl idea wouldn't work, no man; she has an imaginary rojo (redhead), around with whom she fools when I'm with my harem of 6 imaginary rubias (blondes), see man.

She missed 15 questions yesterday and 28 tonight. Example:

T-B.: "What was one war fought by the U.S. in the 1800s?"

Mrs. T-B.: The pursue of happiness.

T-B. [to self]: "What does the judicial branch do?"

Mrs. T-B.: The what branch?

T-B. [to self] "Name the national anthem of the U.S."

Mrs. T-B.: The Start-Plungled Monner!

T-B. [to self, envisioning another $68 quadrillion in N-400 fees flying out the window]: :bonk:

T-B. [struggling to regain composure]: "What was the song that the band played on the Titanic?"

Mrs. T-B.: Emancipate and proclamate.

T-B. [to self]:

'Tis T-minus 14 hours and counting, sigh man.

Edited December 11, 2012 by TBoneTX