Mrs. T-B. & the Citizenship Test

[moemac59 192]

Not making her look stupid at all....I think she sounds adorable!!!

I love Mrs. T...she rocks and I agree that she is absolutely adorable. Thanks for sharing this with us T-Bone.

[Kathryn41 3,205]

Must be a new thing that they give you the questions in a book and cd because when I went through the process of becoming a citizen (last year) I got NUTTIN... But I made it they ask you simple questions like "what is the name of our President", "What party is he" and "Who is the father of our country". Don't worry about it.

Hmm, maybe they were out when you went for your biometrics. I got a copy of the booklet and CD when I went for my citizenship biometrics back in 2009.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

I'm over 60 and mu memory isn't what is was...

You're at least 30 for the second time now, see man.

"Who is the father of our country". Don't worry about it.

Uh, Mrs. T-B. may say "Calvin Klein," sigh man. Remember that the governor of Texas is Perry Ellis. Edited September 10, 2012 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,591]

By the way, if you haven't participated, see:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/249659-wedgies-si-man/

Mrs. T-B. & I agree that wedgies are a healthy sign of commitment within any relationship.

Also, please participate in the "Cat Barf, si man" poll in the same forum.

[Darnell 8,478]

Uh, Mrs. T-B. may say "Calvin Klein," sigh man. Remember that the governor of Texas is Perry Ellis.

Wassup? Her studying has suddenly gotten 'underbritches-specific' ...

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Wassup? Her studying has suddenly gotten 'underbritches-specific' ...

See post immediately above re wedgies, Brother D-man.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

I shudder to think what would happen if Mrs. T-B went the garden center for manure and later to J.C. Penney to purchase some linens.

Ah, you si it perfectly, man. We do everything possible here to avoid the use of the words "sheet" and "beach."

To be fair, whenever I try to say anything in Spanish, people look greatly alarmed and urgently point me toward the nearest bathroom, see man.

Edited September 12, 2012 by TBoneTX

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Ah, you si it perfectly, man. We do everything possible here to avoid the use of the words "sheet" and "beach."

To be fair, whenever I try to say anything in Spanish, people look greatly alarmed and urgently point me toward the nearest bathroom, see man.

You should refrain from saying, "you're putting meon," pee man! Three sheets to the wind, might not be such a bad thing, incontinencia, man!

Edited September 12, 2012 by IR5FORMUMSIE

[Ban Hammer 13,429]

Ah, you si it perfectly, man. We do everything possible here to avoid the use of the words "sheet" and "beach."

you too, eh? ship is another one.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

you too, eh? ship is another one.

You've been eating way too many Timbits.

[Ban Hammer 13,429]

You've been eating way too many Timbits.

there is no such thing as eating too many timbits

[TBoneTX 45,591]

ship is another one.

Uh, si man. If one's accented wife ever says "I want you to take me on a ship," several alternate meanings come to mind, see man. (Don't tell Spooky.)

Mrs. T-B. uneventfully had her biometrics today and was given a book/CD with the questions. I will review them as a priority and very helpfully write in the real correct answers, si man.

Edited September 13, 2012 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,591]

incontinencia, man!

This, I believe, is one of the national airlines of Ecuador. They don't charge passengers to use the bathroom, pee man.

Edited to add: Wrong. It's the frequent-flyer program of the national airline.

Edited September 13, 2012 by TBoneTX

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

This, I believe, is one of the national airlines of Ecuador. They don't charge passengers to use the bathroom, pee man.

Edited to add: Wrong. It's the frequent-flyer program of the national airline.

I once flew on a flight with many seniors citizens from New York to Paris, I had no idea idea that I had signed up for an Incontinental flight. The plane was enormous, I was shocked by it's size, standing there I remember thinking that it was too colos to me, man!

Edited September 13, 2012 by IR5FORMUMSIE

[mamaSue 38]

You're at least 30 for the second time now, see man.

Yep....I definitely prefer your thinking, TBone!!!!!