Mrs. T-B. & the Citizenship Test

[Mr. Borkström 63]

Thank you kindly.

Too bad my wife is passing the germs on to me. Now I'm sick too.

It's worth it though, just to get to kiss her again.

[Darnell 8,478]

Thank you kindly.

Too bad my wife is passing the germs on to me. Now I'm sick too.

It's worth it though, just to get to kiss her again.

uh oh - a trip to the pharmacy or grocery store, get a flu shot, prior to getting naked, immediately after POE, is best.

[Mr. Borkström 63]

Too late for that.

[moemac59 192]

Thank you, si man. As with other Ecuatoriana wives of my knowledge, she's currently extremely depressed about not being in Ecu during the holidays, and her biggest cultural shock remains the anemic partying habits of gringos -- specifically, that we attend fireworks displays on New Year's Eve and then go home when they end... at 12:10 a.m. because it's too cold outside.

Conversely, in Ecu, any party that ends before 4 a.m. is a dud, si man.

No word yet on when the oath ceremony will be, no Brother D-man.

On the bright side, we attended a Christmas Eve party at some Colombian friends' house. There was a 50-ish-year-old rubia (blonde) there who was originally from Russia. When nearly-2-year-old Mini-Bone awoke from his nap and became oriented to the strange surroundings, I told him "go hug the pretty rubia!" and he did, without hesitation. Smart boy. Daddy's boy. Appreciate those rubias, si man.

I always get somewhat of a kick out of various posts on VJ about what the petitioner's plan is for when the beneficiary finally arrives in the U.S., hee hee man. The plans are invariably "romantic dinner, bubble bath with soft bathrobe, then hours or even days of nonstop whoopee," gee man. When Mrs. T-B. arrived, she seemed somewhat dazed, if not completely out of it; on her first full day, she came down with a ferocious upper-respiratory infection with bronchitis. This was because she had attended three despedidas (going-away parties) in three Ecu cities before catching her flight to the U.S., whee man, and had not had more than a couple hours' sleep in three days, zzz man. She was quite ill for about a week, cough hack sneeze man.

OMG when I arrived we unpacked my cargo van full of stuff, closed on our house and got married all within 5 days of me arriving her. The day after our wedding we started demo and reno's on our house and have been in that mode for the last 6 months. Who has time for romantic dinners?

Congrats to Mrs. T-B by the way.

[TBoneTX 45,593]

Who has time for romantic dinners?

Perhaps only the theorists, si man.

Congrats to Mrs. T-B by the way.

Thank you, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,593]

Found out that the oath ceremony is January 23, si man. I hope that everyone either minces their oaths or avoids profanity altogether, see man.

[Mr. Borkström 63]

Cursed be the day when I first heard of Cheetos!

Great. Like I need MORE addictions.

[TBoneTX 45,593]

Cursed be the day when I first heard of Cheetos!

Great. Like I need MORE addictions.

As you'll learn during your study for the citizenship exam, they're one of the guarantees in the First Amendment, along with dissembly, freedom from religion, chocolate ice cream, and buying your husband (or wife) cheap, see man.

[beejay 123]

Cursed be the day when I first heard of Cheetos!

Great. Like I need MORE addictions.

That was quicker than I thought

When my hubs first had them he wasn't that impressed.. until the next day when he woke up and realized he MUST have them and we've had to keep buying them ever since. They are sneaky little orange devils.

[TBoneTX 45,593]

woo hoo ! ask her to wear two balaclava's that day, along with a longish blanet wrap ...

We'll both certainly need to wear track-clothes to keep up with (or keep after) little Mini-Bone, si man.

he MUST have them and we've had to keep buying them ever since. They are sneaky little orange devils.

I keep noticing empty bags that Mrs. T-B. only semi-successfully hides in the kitchen trash, see man.

[Penguin_ie 5,995]

And their evil orange powder gets everywhere, especially when you have kids!

May I also recommend the cheesy popcorn that comes in a large bag for $2 from Walmart? Same cheese colour and flavour, but a little less strong.

[Mr. Borkström 63]

As you'll learn during your study for the citizenship exam, they're one of the guarantees in the First Amendment, along with dissembly, freedom from religion, chocolate ice cream, and buying your husband (or wife) cheap, see man.

One of the guarantees, you say? Woot! Too bad I can't apply for citizenship for years.

That was quicker than I thought

When my hubs first had them he wasn't that impressed.. until the next day when he woke up and realized he MUST have them and we've had to keep buying them ever since. They are sneaky little orange devils.

Oh. My. God! They were so frikken good. First when i read about them here in this thread, I thought to myself "how good can they be?" Well I found out. Orgasm in my mouth!

And their evil orange powder gets everywhere, especially when you have kids!

May I also recommend the cheesy popcorn that comes in a large bag for $2 from Walmart? Same cheese colour and flavour, but a little less strong.

We only have my wife's 12yo and 17yo to worry about (and the 17yo mostly stays at his dad's place anyway). But thanks for the tip.

I'm not that into popcorn at all though, so I doubt I'll have any problems staying away from those.

[luckytxn 2,264]

Found out that the oath ceremony is January 23, si man. I hope that everyone either minces their oaths or avoids profanity altogether, see man.

Most awesome.

[TBoneTX 45,593]

One of the guarantees, you say? Woot! Too bad I can't apply for citizenship for years.

They (Cheetos and the others) are rights for All Natural Persons in the U.S., si man, not just citizens, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,593]

Most awesome.

Thank you, C-man. Even more awesome is that, shortly after the oath ceremony, I shall begin composing my blistering after-visa complaint to the Bureau of Consular Affairs of the State Department, of course with copies to the ####### Guayaquil consulate. Been waiting almost 5 years for this, grrrr man...